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I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him) Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan

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Remember, literally none of these tech companies are good.

06.08.2025 21:39 — 👍 26    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Nightmare remake of "The Craft."

06.08.2025 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You say misunderstands; I say supporting local business.

06.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-d...

06.08.2025 19:19 — 👍 90    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 3

The strangest thing about that aftermath was that by election night, it was not a nail biter at all. They had created "unskewed" to cope with the negative polls for Mitt.

The only real panic was after the first debate when Obama pulled a Biden...which was such a fun night to be on Twitter tbh.

06.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When one Carrie Bradshaw dies, another rises in her place.

06.08.2025 01:15 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

05.08.2025 15:19 — 👍 6163    🔁 1926    💬 20    📌 21
Dottie the big eared pitbull sleeping like a baby

Dottie the big eared pitbull sleeping like a baby

Since she's deaf, she has no idea we're currently listening to k.d. lang's "Constant Craving."

05.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

05.08.2025 10:47 — 👍 3765    🔁 423    💬 37    📌 26

Absolutely worth seeing. And amazing that it's Eva Victor's directorial debut (and they wrote it and star in it).

05.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally getting an "Eyes Wide Shut" Criterion would heal me.

05.08.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite thing about Mike Flood is that he always looks like the scandalized nerd in Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted" video.

05.08.2025 01:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That'd be such a good season-long arc (which tend to be the only "weak" spot in the show for me) that would make sense always looming in the background.

04.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wendy williams is making a funny face with her mouth open . ALT: wendy williams is making a funny face with her mouth open .

My doctor: ok, I see you just turned 38. How are you feeling?
Me: well I don’t feel 38 and I don’t think I look 38. I think I look good for my age
Him: no, how are you feeling overall? Any symptoms or anything I should know about
Me: oh

04.08.2025 22:05 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
04.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I know AI is totally important and essential because companies are constantly trying to trick me into using it by placing it where useful buttons once were.

04.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascism aside, this is just going to make TX Dems look really good. They're some of the only officials acting as the resistance party, so I doubt the public is gonna turn on 'em now.

04.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

*leaf blower sounds coming from the bathroom*

I'll be out in a minute

04.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 290    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 2

Alas, nope. We do have 2 more episodes but it seems unlikely.

04.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's not but there should be. She was a. so good and b. had a character that would've made sense to keep coming back.

04.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JB Pritzker hiding Texas Democrats in The Bean was not on my bingo card.

04.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 36    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 1

Want me to stay away from you? Fire up "White Noise."

04.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's my general reaction to anything Noah Baumbach writes.

04.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The "There was a time when only 3 things were electric..." line is easily my favorite line of the year.

04.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You laugh, but when reading is considered elite, I expect to pay zero income taxes. And then I'll bust out some cursive and automatically become CEO of any company I want.

04.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had the exact thought walking out of the theater. Perfect casting/performance combo. (Whereas I couldn't stop thinking "What are we trying to do here???" while watching The Last Showgirl.)

04.08.2025 15:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With some of their best vocals and lyrics! It's truly bananas...

My theory (besides being the middle of the pandemic) is that it just didn't fit into a neat genre and only a couple tracks felt like they even cared about radio play.

04.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

03.08.2025 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

by Anton Jakhov

02.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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