Brown Anthony™

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Happy international women's day

The day not to murder any women

If you're thinking about it

You better open up your google calendar and make other plans

To quote the greatest poet of our lifetime, "Your body is a wonderland, Sean."

I'm really intrigued by this movie. I'm 3/4 of the way through the book now and am meh on it 'cause I really hate the writing, but I feel like it has so much more potential as a movie. It has such spectacle potential.

His wife clenches her fist as she looks over at their son, Spider-Nan.

If we can tweak it to be about a musical: Bono's family, furious that he's missed several birthdays and graduations, sits down to watch "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark."

OK, 6 episodes into Love Story, I've finally reached a decision: I don't want to marry into the Kennedy family. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

touching grass is not enough i need to Confront Grass

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

Yup. I grew up in a Michigan small town that swung hard from Obama to Trump and man, the number of people who in 2016 suddenly became experts on the place where I spent the first two decades of my life! It’s a national pastime!

masturbating is crazy you just poke or tug at your genitalia and a sauce comes out

A. Excellent reporting, per usual.
B. How was this only a year ago?

I'm still convinced someone on that show has an odd personal vendetta against her. Her depiction is basically hiss-at-the-screen villain.

Luis Suarez (left of Trump) - now is the moment you choose to stop biting people?

your new DHS secretary, everyone:

Welp, there goes my gmail alternative.

ZING!
Got 'er, champ.

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

I thought they literally meant plane windows were opening mid-flight...

"Weeds," "Homeland," "The L-Word," "Dexter." I stuck with each of them through all 200 seasons...I don't know why.

This show went on so far beyond its clear ending point that it might as well have been a Showtime series.

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

boltsmag.org/north-caroli...

Harold wasn't always allergic to bees.

Debra Messing's about to start hitting people with her car.

It's a show that had maybe 3 moments I loved (Zoe Kravitz's performance, the Greta Lee and Sarah Polley cameos) and I would've been glad to just quietly hate it. But the raves and endless accolades turned me into a full on hater.

If I have to hear one more person bring up "The Oner."

OMG this Noem hearing guys, just brutal.

Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) told Noem he wishes Trump would fire her or that she would resign, but then on "a happy note" holds up a blanket for her.

"I got you a new Coast Guard blankie. The one you lost."

I'm very excited to see The Bride! but every time I see a promo all I can think is

Roses are red,
the end draws nigh,

An Indian Airport official sign reading in English, "Eating Carpet Strictly Forbidden". Meanwhile in Hindi, it says “Eating on the Floor Strictly Forbidden”

homophobia 😔