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photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

30 Rock meme: Liz Lemon: "What a week, huh?" Jack: "Lemon, it's Locktober."

HBO Max app dashboard: Task title and description with pictures of two cartoon characters.

I'm behind a couple episodes. I guess this show really took a turn.

It's also just grim how many of my favorite artists from the 2010s are just unlistenable to me now. They basically have an entire shelf to themselves in my vinyl collection.

She's been long past the point of just a "problematic fav" and it's bizarre how many people continue to repeatedly overlook that.

Cotton Mather:

Actually, it really matters whether your electeds are progressive. We are often frustrated on the left at what electeds can deliver, but we have to remember moments like this. Paul Vallas would NOT have created ICE free zones.

An adult driver angry at a child they hit with their car.

Our car culture summed up in one video.

Halloween horror story: I meant to go to letterboxd but accidentally went to Linkedin.

LGBTQADU

first day on the job at cbs news. they're sending me to oberlin with a $20 a day stipend to find out what college students think about zohran mamdani's facial hair. i paid $125k for a journalism degree from columbia

You're telling me Josh Safdie made a movie about a ping-pong champion and somehow failed to call it "One Paddle After Another"?

This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.

reminder: TÁR is a ghost story, and thus appropriate Spooky Season viewing

The local PD believes ICE called in a fake 911 call about protestors trying to break into ICE facility. Cops only found a CBS news crew shooting B-roll.

Now why would ICE do that?

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Getting concerned that this is, in fact, both a scene and a goddamn arms race.

brb looking into it.

Beware Poseidon's eggplant.

Meanwhile, across town...her order clearly blames ICE for what's going on but it still feels weird to punish the protestors. (Or maybe it makes sense and I'm too dumb to understand it.)

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Oh, fur suuuure, I mean--even if he remains as bad as he's been, we're still better off than we'd ever be with [redacted].

Listen, he's let me down for most of his tenure so far, but I'm going to be thrilled if he does actually step up in this moment. This is a good start.

We only want one thing* and it's disgusting.

*The rest of PTA's catalog to get added to the Criterion collection.

Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.

It's so annoying! (Though it's technically WB's fault 'cause OBAA was supposed to come out in August and they bumped it to September after Avatar 2 was already set. But...I'll still blame Avatar whenever I possibly can!)

If we pour Malört along the border of the state, they can't technically cross into Illinois unless invited.

🙃

I bet this is all because Alito got stuck paying dynamic pricing for a Morgan Wallen show.

Ridley Scott Says Hollywood Is So “Drowning In Mediocrity” He’s Been Forced To Watch His Old Films

When I bookmark my own posts:

You can't just say "cultural hole" and not expect me to giggle.

OK, the ultimate meet cute 🤗