Sum FatKid

Dress slacks. It’s all I own for long pants.

I have to put on pants and go into the city for a client meeting tomorrow.

This jorb thing is really putting a damper on my life.

Love being wide awake at 430am.

Being full time employed again has ruined me.

Damn him!

Which one of you let Rojas touch your drugs?

Have I mentioned before how out of shape I am?

I need to find a fake bike to ride and an incline to leg press for a few months.

Is that enough?

When the recipe calls for ‘cloves’ it’s a misprint.

They meant ‘bulbs’.

Are we rooting for Ghost Gang or Columbia House Record Club?

Hope you don’t miss too much game in the merch line this time.

I’m sorry I haven’t been posting nonsense that meets my usual standards and all of your expectations.

This new jorb has been taking a lot of my idle time during the workday.

I know this is just an excuse and I need to be better.

Please hold me accountable as I endeavor to better myself for you.

Some ikea billy bookcases with sealed boxes of transforming car robots, cd binders, a camera bag and other stuff against a light green wall.

I reed have a lot of transforming car robots to open and display on these shelves.

Unpub Festival crosses over Pie Day this year so I’m gonna have to find ways to make @425suzanne.bsky.social jealous.

Pretty sure it was a charity raffle for the local PTA

My burps taste like Chipotle.

Look at the surprise on my face The Union.

I’m blessed to have friends that take it upon themselves to offer a hand when I’m struggling.

I feel like I’ve crossed a hurdle as high as the Hoover Dam.

It’s a whole new month already?

What the f*ck is the passage of time bullshit?

I had some pretty f’d up dreams last night that make me worry about what my brain is trying to process.

My head aches.

Take that Solemates!

Are we rooting for Rose or Breeze tonight?

Every cookie in my box was broken.

Hope they’re worth the wait.

My brain just thought about how we might be closer to some ‘lasts’ at CBP than we are to some ‘firsts’ and now I’m mad about the passage of time and full of existential dread.

I mean I looked a lot younger then too.

Don’t forget I’m still taking reservations for the second ticket in my Phillies Spring pass.

You just gotta meet me at Lefty’s statue before the game to get in.

I watched this in the theater with my friend and his mom’s bf

The girls went to see Troop Beverly Hills.

I’ll be dual screening Collision and Unrivaled so I can’t help.

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Get their ass!