Ruthie

I really need Dan and Phil to make accounts over here so we can all delete that nazi’s app.

Orange tabby cat sits on the arm of a gray sofa with a green organza ribbon adorning her waist. A decorated tree is in the background.

Merry Christmas from Doja Cat!

Because he wants you to use the dnp link for Headspace.

Incoherent game cover: The Spicier Edition

Got this for my sister and her family, but they’ll never know that Dan and Phil are the reason why. 😉

Okay, but seeing it a second time is so important because you notice so many more details!

They are Ranch, 4,000 year-old tortoises…cycle sisters…

This is for all of the people who wanted that very explicit hard launch, lmao

It’s them in a nutshell.

Their power.

“We’re menstruating right now.”

Both can be true.

I fear that if I were to learn how to crochet,
I’d become too powerful.

Plushie Dan and Plushie Phil sit together inside a miniature wooden sleigh in front of a miniature holiday tree.

Look at this cute shit.

😍

I need to know if Dan and Phil have seen Wicked and if they cried.

What if they have secret matching tortoise tattoos? 🐢🐢

Large domestic orange cat on her back with paws curled and drawn upward to her chest.

What did she say?

I also do (have) but I’m super private about it outside of this community.

Photo of OP’s left hand with fresh gel manicure in PINK!

OP’s right hand with gel manicure in GREEN.

My Wicked-inspired nails. Pink goes good with green. 💖💚

So, are Dan and Phil gonna come join us here, or do I really have to keep checking the El@n app? 🤢

The only criticism I have seen on Wicked is how “emotional” Cynthia and Ariana are in their interviews. What an interesting take given the story, the music, and the powerful female lead roles. As if expressing emotion is not a healthy and beautiful thing. 🙄

The Wicked movie is absolutely incredible. I’ve waited 15 years for this movie. I was skeptical, having first read the novel (fave book of all time) and seen the show MANY times (including Broadway), but DAMN. I cried less than two minutes in. Golden cast. #wicked 💖💚

Honestly, it’s such a powerful affirmation.

It finally happened. I saw someone out in the wild with Dan and Phil merch. They had a Terrible Influence tote bag! Of course I had to say hello. Turns out they were at the Seattle show and her friend works with my daughter? 😮

I FINALLY SEE WICKED TODAY!

Brussels sprouts are SO underrated! They’re gorgeous, versatile, and so good for us!

Honestly, it’s nice to hear that someone is missing them! I will
add them back. I am working on a story that is for all audiences, and I was worried that the sexy stuff would be a huge turn off. Thank you for reading and letting me know! 💖

That’s my FIC!! How did you even find it?

Vitamin D? By Spring Haze? That was mine. I deleted it (and all sexy fics) to rebrand to more general audiences. Kind of regretting it tbh. Might put it back up since there’s interest!

This is 100% real! I got my first Dan reply when he was Danyiff, lmao.