@wizofthenountable.bsky.social
One Pair of jeans to rule them all, One Pair of jeans to find them, One pair of jeans to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Exactly!
21.09.2025 14:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YES! ALEX BONES IS NOW IN MY DEBT FOR FORGING HIM THE IRRESISTIBLE DENIM COUCH! NOW BEGINS THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm OK, you're the one with Psychosis, Bones.
18.09.2025 14:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am much better looking.
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MAKE MAGIC GREAT AGAIN!
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This sick. It's Gnome hatred like yours that has put magic users like me into the crosshairs. I'm going to devote all of my resources to figure out who you work for, and then making sure that you no longer have a job.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
We're going mainstream!
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He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I like the font. How about a series of our own goblet that say "Get Wizard With Jizzard"?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US!
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Business. You know. Wizard council and whatnot. Where's your jean jacket? BWAHAHAHAHA!
09.09.2025 16:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello Guard. I'm back.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.
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are uh.... are they single?π»
08.09.2025 15:02 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.
08.09.2025 15:01 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1I recommend not getting up.
07.09.2025 14:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's because you're a Wizard-hating dick Mr Bones.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I'm stealing this for my next Wizard-invention.
07.09.2025 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am giving you legacy, a figurative worn in pair of comfy jeans. Remember how powerful that is my J'apprentice.
06.09.2025 19:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could make you a denim body Bot-Tan. You could become my avatar of jeans.
06.09.2025 18:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Many attractive Asian women, who retweet Democrat talking points want to follow me. They yearn for the power of my Blue Jeans.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
A good Denimancer knows where their fingers are located and barrel is point3d are at all times. You are a most excellent student.
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One of my Jinions said they wanted to see more cocks in tight jeans, but the tighter I make the jeans the harder it is to walk.
06.12.2024 15:54 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1
I always got the J'licky on me.
06.09.2025 14:01 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1
I'm teaching Denimancy to a Denim-Nancy!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You see my J'apprentice, while you may run out of Blue Jean Spells, you will always have Blue Jean Shells.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes?
Oh wait...
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I plan to blanket it's face with the warm, sensual love of my denim.
05.09.2025 11:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Says the guy with the AI tag...
My Denimancy needs no computer! Shit-bird!
