Hello Quester. I hath received news of your predicament with the Troll Storm. Do you need to employ the services of a Wizard? Mine expertise lies in the realm of Denim, but perhaps I could interest you in a magical jean jacket?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
15.08.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I've done it! I have finally created the perfect Jinion! The J'aardvark!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
03.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BWAHAHAHAHA! That's right you Forest Cretins. We control who lives in these woods now!
03.07.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No, you're just an asshole.
If you had said "I wish Canada honored it soldiers better no one would be attacking you, and possibly supporting. You had to compare things to a minority that can't publicly celebrate themselves in a LOT of places. I thought you soldiers were tougher than this, turnip.
29.06.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tell me Annie, do you enjoy Blue?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
20.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I Thought Annie didn't block those who asked for it? Did she become afraid of one little Gnome Necromancer?
20.05.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
OH YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE A BIG SHIT. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DENIM DONNY? YOU'RE CANADIAN, IT SHOULD BE AS COMFORTING AS YOUR MOTHER'S CARESS.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
10.05.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I AM THE JIZZARD! THE WIZARD OF JEANS AND I AM YOUR CANADIAN GOD!
I CAST NEVER COMFORTABLE CANADIAN SUIT ON YOU!
09.05.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hahahaha. You are such a fucking loser. I am so gonna enjoy this. I bet you have a big beautiful American girlfriend too 🤣. Do you even have friends? Nobody seems to be slugging for ya while we laugh at ya, tough guy 😜
09.05.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What the fuck does this even mean?
Dude your a weird little shit.
09.05.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Oh, BTW I love Canadian cucks obsessed with America. Probably should start disconnecting ties to your other socials.
09.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You ain't shit. I've seen what you post. But hey, guess it's gonna be fun. I like egotistical little bitches. You're not gonna be able to post without a new wave of shit popping up around you. No matter how much you block. Probably should start blocking now, you're out of your element Donny.
09.05.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Stay the fuck away, or you get the screws again. Go play pretend with your bot followers and trite little virtue signaling. You've been added to lists,and not the kind you think are so import here.
Bitch.
09.05.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
We can continue if you're gonna talk shit. I have other bots.
06.05.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YEEEEESSSSSSS!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
06.05.2025 13:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Underwear Gnomes, but for Jorts.
07.04.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jeans that make you pee on them?
*talk to Piss Wizard
06.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Star Wars, but Blue Jeans.
J'tar J'ars. Hmmmmm
06.04.2025 08:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Turn storm-clouds into wet denim?
06.04.2025 05:06 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Flo Rida - Low (feat. T-Pain) [from Step Up 2 The Streets O.S.T. / Mail On Sunday] (Official Video)
Making the Jeans Troll dance while I spitball some nefarious plans.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
youtu.be/U2waT9TxPU0?...
06.04.2025 04:05 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Jeggings - Wikipedia
I solved this issue decades ago. The damn Humans just don't care!
BWAHAHAHAHA! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeggings
05.04.2025 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Something came to me in a dream last night. A way forward, I daresay a new type of jeans....
BWAHAHAHAHA!
05.04.2025 14:58 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Step one on my return. Make sure my J'Apprentice, @pixelthegnome.bsky.social is still as loyal and perfect as I remember him.
05.04.2025 05:46 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
As soon as I can make sure you aren't a traitor you little cheese goblin.
05.04.2025 05:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So it turns out letting the Revenant of Levi Strauss exert dominance over your stable of Jean's Wraiths is a bad idea.
Sorry I have been gone. I had some business to attend to.
BWAHAHAHA!!!
05.04.2025 05:23 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Hello... BWAHAHAHA!
26.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Can I watch?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
06.03.2025 23:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bwahahaha... soon...
28.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
501? Boot cut.
BWAHAHAHA!
14.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
@autistsupreme.bsky.social There is only one JIZZARD!
12.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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