👖𝙅𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙, 𝙒𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢👖𓁣

Supposedly celery also has an effect of viscosity and size, and will put the threads into your rope so to speak.

I am the Jizzard. Wizard of Denim. I speak for the Jeans.

Guess your answer to "Fighting the Government" is make sure you vote blue next election, no matter what!

Scolding the masses because you can't figure out how to soundproof your safe space is a you problem. You need to unfollow a whole lot of people because you don't belong in the circles you're in.

Excuse me, is this really how you go into public, or are you cosplaying as Saul Bunyon, the tiniest Lumberjack?

Exactly!

YES! ALEX BONES IS NOW IN MY DEBT FOR FORGING HIM THE IRRESISTIBLE DENIM COUCH! NOW BEGINS THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm OK, you're the one with Psychosis, Bones.

I am much better looking.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

MAKE MAGIC GREAT AGAIN!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

This sick. It's Gnome hatred like yours that has put magic users like me into the crosshairs. I'm going to devote all of my resources to figure out who you work for, and then making sure that you no longer have a job.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

We're going mainstream!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I like the font. How about a series of our own goblet that say "Get Wizard With Jizzard"?

BWAHAHAHAHA!

He'd have been OK if he was wearing his Jean Jacket.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Business. You know. Wizard council and whatnot. Where's your jean jacket? BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hello Guard. I'm back.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, and yours to command, my J'apprentice.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I was forced to bring back my Jeans-Wraiths because I just couldn't find strong enough warriors to protect me at the Waffle House.

I recommend not getting up.

That's because you're a Wizard-hating dick Mr Bones.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I'm stealing this for my next Wizard-invention.

I am giving you legacy, a figurative worn in pair of comfy jeans. Remember how powerful that is my J'apprentice.

I could make you a denim body Bot-Tan. You could become my avatar of jeans.

Many attractive Asian women, who retweet Democrat talking points want to follow me. They yearn for the power of my Blue Jeans.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

A good Denimancer knows where their fingers are located and barrel is point3d are at all times. You are a most excellent student.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

One of my Jinions said they wanted to see more cocks in tight jeans, but the tighter I make the jeans the harder it is to walk.

I always got the J'licky on me.

I'm teaching Denimancy to a Denim-Nancy!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!