Alice Lastname or User7188675309

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Yes I use the same ripper when I’ve made a mistake but I don’t make mistakes anymore because I’ve decided there’s no such thing. 😬😂. I’m just making this shit up as I go along - hand stitches, machine stitches, embroidery floss. Whatever. This is why I rarely do clothing 🤣🤣

The trick is to be very very comfortable with doing things the wrong way.

I was too productive yesterday. Meal prep for 3 people. Made breakfast, lunch, & dinner. Clean out the refrigerator. The floor on my hands and heels. Bossing people around. I tried to do it again today but I have fallen back into the bed. I’m going to watch bad TV and stitch on this

I’m going to DNF this. Even though it’s very familiar, or maybe because it’s very familiar, I’m just not into it. It feels both cliché & unbelievable, and I’m trying too hard to visualize what the author is talking about. Very likely the fault lies with me.

And now they have switched places. Probably because the 16-year-old was frustrated with 21-year-old’s methods.

I’ve got the 21-year-old cleaning the gutters and the 16-year-old watching to call 911

Oh my God he looks beautiful. That’s centerfold material right there

My 18-year-old just came in my room and tried to steal my cat, blew raspberries on the other cat who had just finished giving himself a half hour bath, farted, and left as I was asking him to clean the gutters.

😂😂😂 literally laughed out loud

But I bet they smell so good😂

In two years that motherfucker better be dead

I saw a beautifully groomed golden yesterday and thought of you and your clan.

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Yeah I could believe in a lesser God of his description. Not that I would serve him, but I could possibly believe in his existence. Or at least understand the mythology behind it

A bunch of towns around me are without power. I’m speculating it’s the wind but who knows. So far we are still good and I already got the cooking done for this evening so I think we’ll be all right

He loves me

In mythology today: What if Yahweh really is one of these petty vengeful violent tribal gods? What if he’s been playing the long game? What if he’s a petty tyrant?

I was thinking the same thing

Also, I have a tiny pile of bricks I call a pizza oven and I have an Altoids tin and I have an overgrowth of fox grapevines. I’m going to put them together this summer

a cat is playing with a toy on top of a table . ALT: a cat is playing with a toy on top of a table .

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I know I’m a goofus but the fact that charcoal - the kind you draw with- is actually charcoal - the kind you make by heating wood without burning it – is so interesting to me.

These are so clever

It sounds almost like going to the woodshed which is a euphemism for getting a spanking in old people talk

You get it

I survived! Now I have to wash the people stank off of me

I’ve been forced into the burbs to seek paints & papers. Not a fan