CritRoleLive

I'm sorry to say that I'm not going to be able to watch the show tonight, so I won't be able to livecast it. There's a lot of stuff going on in my life, and I don't think I'll be able to reliably commit as CritRoleStats' replacement. If someone else wants to take over, I'm happy to pass this.

What does everyone think of this? I've, uh, learned things, it is harder than I thought it would be. Should I try to keep at this?

FCG asks if they brought Ishto. Uh, no.
We are still in initiative order in the next episode. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Plumes of red dust storm. The sea of stars beyond that. The entirety of Exandria above, consuming a quarter of the sky.
And the episode ends there! #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The red light filters behind them. Their eyes focus. The structure around them, the returning point, the malleus key, barricades around it, red plant growth, gray rock and Exandrian stone with ruddy shale. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Chetney and Imogen teleport right on the threshold of the gate, and are pulled up by the beam after the rest of the party. They see nothing but red, blinding light. Within moments, the light is gone. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Imogen goes to Chetney, holds his arm, and reads her Dimension Door scroll. The Thought Eater mentally tells her that they will come and find her. It would like to taste what is in that mind. Imogen says she would like to kill it and all its friends. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Chetney gets up, using his remaining 20 ft to run to Imogen. He dashes, getting within 10 ft of Imogen. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The warder with the juggernaut lobs it toward the bridge.
Strength check 2. The reiloran is low, and falls straight to the ground for 17 damage. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

A juggernaut leaps on the arm of a warder, which tries to push a wall over the device Chetney is running. The ruin collapses. Dex Save: Chetney's 19 is not restrained, though he takes 12 damage and is prone. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Next is the possum.
Which runs straight into the bridge after Fearne. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Ashton goes to throw Fearne, who protests that they have to get everyone on safe. No, you're going in. He drags her in with him.
Fearne tries to take the possum with her. She does not grab it. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Being near the Thought Eater, Ashton has to make a Wis Save being in its aura: 15 fails the 16 DC. 12 psychic damage is all that happens to Ashton. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Ashton takes an action to free their hammer, and tries to see who he can drag with him. Chaos Burst to double his speed to 80 feet. He tosses Orym into the portal, who doesn't resist but does cry out as he's thrown. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Laudna deals 26 damage to the Reiloran as she rushes by. She hears whispers in her mind as she fires at the figure. She makes eye contact with Imogen: "You better be right behind me." Imogen: "I will." Laudna goes in, pulled up like a kitten by the scruff. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The Thought Eater drifts closer. Laura whispers to Travis (explained by in-game mental connection) while Laudna considers her options. She spiderclimbs up, firing at the Reilora with her unhinged head from her eyes. Nat20 and 19 hit. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Fearne yells at the Thought Eater to not fuck with her right now. She's tired and scared and needs to get on the bridge! A possum gnaws at her heel. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The Thought Eater tries to use a pushing attack on Fearne. Strength Save: 17 succeeds against the 15 DC. And that's with -2! #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The Thought Eater tries to Dominate Orym, who has advantage from Heroes' Feast. 13, but he rolls Indomitable to go again: 19 resists. Matt: "That would have been fun!" Matt was ready to pushing attack everyone off. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The Vanguard member is killed by Ishto's strike. He runs 10 ft, trying to distract the rest of the guards. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Travis pushes Sam's button. Someone off stage comes and dumps packing peanuts on him, after a countdown from 5. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

FCG is pulled up, and vanishes into the bridge.
Ishto gets up. He is beat to shit. He tells the party he's got this, and shoves the Vanguard figure in front of him. "May you judged with them all!" He smites the Vanguard with his own glaive. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

FCG uses a bonus action to pass off a d6, then runs past everyone to the bridge. The red light is almost blinding. The lack of gravity calls. Does he cross? Everyone yells at him to go. He trusts them! He trust-falls back into it. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

FCG hops up the stairs, which are very full with the party. They encourage FCG to go into the portal. He has a new power from his soul snack, sending a soul in a Guiding Scream Bolt (3rd level) to the Thought Eater. 17 hits for 26 radiant damage. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

FCG is dismayed the antimagic grenade is instant trigger. They will have a word with the creator. It was designed to work on figures like them. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

With advantage from the lightning strike as a distraction, Imogen rolls 10. The Thought Eater's 13 has its psychic body defending its physical body. Imogen quickens a Mind Sliver on it. 18 saves, no damage. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

The Thought Eater is looking rough.
With a 7, Chetney barely avoids breaking the machine he's using. Imogen tries to use Telekinesis to hold the Thought Eater, sending her Reiloran back. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Chetney grabs the controls of the ballista, it turning him around to face the floating Reiloran officer. He tries to fire at it. Int mod to use the ballista: 14 is the DC for it. It succeeds, taking half of 12d6 damage from the blast, 21 lightning damage. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Chetney runs through a window. The warder swings on the attack of opportunity, dealing 5 damage to him. Chetney avoids getting knocked prone. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082

Orym leaps up to the roof, 20 landing there. He uses his action to run up the stairs through his party member's legs, just past Ashton. Action Surge to get in front of Fearne with Bait and Switch. Closest to key, but she gets +6 to her AC. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #C3E082