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I would like to get 4-5 people together once a week to roll dice and curse each other but it's apparently fucking impossible

We passed Mount Shasta, the sacred mountain, a legendary volcano covered with eternal snows. The landscape was magnificent as the storm turned savage. On the way back we drove through Redding and Red Bluff, a region I only knew from the UFO literature. (1972)

they're fucking monsters

I'm so glad this evil woman will never get her real face back. I hope she looks in the mirror every morning for the rest of her life and sees her failed maga career represented oh so poetically by her busted Maga face job.

this is spinning up the particle beam at Discourse CERN, we're all gonna end up in a parallel universe

Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove lookin ass

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Breaking News: Turns out a SHOCKING number of dumb soldiers are nazis.

I mean it. I don't like saying people will swing, but they will get Noem. There's already talk about money. You can't shoot a dog. And someone will come out of the woodwork and say, "Well, what about the people." Sure. But you can't shoot a dog. People remember that.

whew

anti-Americanism is gonna be such a great thing for left-wing parties worldwide

damn an Assassin's Creed The Sixties would fuckin go HARD

One must imagine John le Carré blowing his fucking brains out

what is the role of professional sports in a capitalist society

"screaming panic" inside the White House? I will refer you to my previous communique below:

向中华人民共和国的同志们问好。你们能否在新英格兰建立一个代理社会主义共和国，并雇佣我来策划一个宣传博物馆？

lol we're gonna be caving each other's heads in for moldy bread in six months

if you thought gambling on the housing market was bad, wait until you see gambling on gambling on the petrodollar

he should have picked Nancy Mace

As George Orwell once said “If I pull my shit out this whole room get dark! I’m not scared of you motherfuckers” and he was wearing a big Mondrian patterned cross color shirt and big high waisted jeans with an airbrushed picture of his own face on the right leg,

I just have to imagine IDF fatigue is at record levels

why is the gasoline so expensive Mr. President

why can't I get my treats

Nonviolent resistance can be very appealing to movie audiences—nonviolent rebels pose no threat to us. (1982)

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

Kristi Noem being shunted to Operation Condor 2 as a punishment is pretty funny

really interesting news story and a totally unrelated meme i wanted to share

i don’t know how it can be more self explanatory that if you cover american politics and say you aren’t familiar with infamous nazi symbols—particularly in a country full of nazi sympathizers/white supremacists—you are either vastly unqualified for the job or lying

image from HyperNormalisation: Soviet shoppers in a shopping arcade, with subtitle: "you were so much a part of the system that it was impossible to see beyond it"

Soviet citizen sitting in front of television, "the fakeness was hypernormal"

When does the big wet lad get the call from the Money Men, do you think