Am I using belly as engagement to let you know my beautiful husband is now doing commissions for hot smut stories 👀 yes. Yes I am.

Big back?

Mythical thrift pull

Thud ✨

Forgot to post this here 😝

This is what IVE BEEN SAYING

Tis the season to drift 🫠

😍😍

We swoonin 😍

Bed barely coping 😝

It’s my birthday.. May I squish you 🫣

Ballgutted bro

Hefty..

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On my way to kiss men with super big and fat double chin faces

Hey

Ok so a guy just walked past me at the supermarket and said ‘milk you later big boy’ and I know he meant it as an insult… but MY GOD am I blushed and flustered, Sir I was not ready for that level of niche flirting 🙊

The rise in tik tok fake gainers is so darksided 💀

Reminder that I am the moment ✨💕

Ginger. Fat. Thriving.

Guilty 🤷

I bet you say that to all the thems ✨

Matching 💅

✨👀✨

Large

Accurate.

Hey down there

It’s fat clown hours

Round.

Adding y’all to my rob list ✍️