Notorious Seraphic Being

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Likewise. And I didn't come out until I was 37... 😭😅

My only issue with the dick in 28 Years Later is that it wasn't Aaron Taylor Johnson's. 😅

Update: she's been in hospital since late last night cos of pain and sickness. They seem to think it's a worsening UTI, so she's on stronger antibiotics and being kept in because her blood pressure was quite low. She's tired, but was able to talk on the phone a bit and I am *less* worried for now.

Pretty much the first thing I observed the first time I slept with a guy was that it felt right and good and natural and I was immediately confident that it was no sin. If God had other plans he was conspicuously silent on the matter for once.

Right and proper.

Apparently my mum sent me a message this morning to tell me she'd been taken to hospital in an ambulance (missing a key word so I don't know exactly why), but it didn't come through to my phone until I was deep within an aquarium visit. Mouse I need to wait to find out what's happened... 😬

National Underwear Day Everywhere! (NUDE)

"Darling hold your head!"

"Are you bracing for this!?"

She did not make an appearance, no.

Indeed. It was quite the dream. 😂

Absolutely! I give you permission! That's all you need, right?

This version of Big Brother had absolutely no censorship at all. And drone cameras. And most of the contestants were queer men...

I, in fact, got 1 more hour's sleep and had the horniest dream I've had in ages. 👀 But, like, weird too, cos I can't be normal. It was bizarrely Big Brother themed... and I haven't even watched that in decades. ⁉️

Who am I kidding?

Wow, you're up early!

I mean, so am I, but that's cause I was dehydrated and struggling to sleep and I'm absolutely going to try for another two hours when I stop scrolling... 😬

Was just at a BBQ for the church PCC and it's weird how oddly stressful I found it.

I mean, I still have a low background migraine, but even so.

Imposter syndrome and conflict avoidance to the front!

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Oh, yay, a migraine aura! What convenient timing.

A middle-aged man lying on the floor against a bed post, pulling a silly face.

It's been a while since I did a Monochrome Monday post, so here's a very lazy photo (I'm literally lying on the floor right now).

Cute!

It's starting with a beautiful view, apparently! 💜 Enjoy the end of your stay.

It looks like an amazing little space. I'm very jealous!

Also you're looking very pretty in pink! 😉

Stayed up super late last night playing Banishers, but managed to get a good sleep and get going this morning to get the final few things for this birthday parcel and I've even wrapped them! I am very much on it.

And there's laundry in the machine and hours to go until my random 3 hour shift.

IIRC, the burgers are quite nice, too. (It's the only Tim Hortons I've ever been to.)

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Too handsome by far. 💜

Well, I am a never a shirtless gay (except in private) so I guess that's all gender introspection done.

In now ways than one, I'd wager.

I think he'd best achieve that by admitting that he *did* punch his uncle.