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☑ wanting the Orioles to sign a top of the rotation starting pitcher in the next 72 hours

Ferrer is going to be a demon in that Mariners bullpen, man.

Who cares if the meetings don’t start until tomorrow, I want more moves!!!

Thank you, this helps my urge to crash out over the price of pitching in general

That’s an INSANE price for a reliever (who has control, I know), no?? Did Ford’s value tank a bit since he seemingly had no path to start with Raleigh in Seattle? Feels like this is highway robbery for the Nationals

No one should ever want that

Yeah, I’d be happy with Ranger for sure, but those other wish list signings…ooooof.

The pinpoint. You found it!!! Thank you lol

I’m getting a lot of emotional men in response to being called on their own misogyny in my replies today and it’s been very entertaining

I’m fucking hilarious, thanks

I thought I was the only one who’s underwhelmed by Gore, but I also can’t pinpoint exactly why. I wouldn’t be upset if he ended up in our rotation, but at the cost of a #1 who isn’t actually a #1 (at least right now)?

If you think my assertiveness means I’m triggered, you may want to look in the mirror, beloved

Never change, Jim Bowden 😬

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Some ridiculous, waste-of-time trade proposal (for both teams, to be clear) made by Paul Hembekides on Twitter of Jesus Luzardo (FA in 2027) for Jordan Westburg on Buster Olney’s podcast has a Phillies fan telling me that Westburg is “100% available for trade” when I said he’s likely not available.

Passan just bodybagged Boob lmaaaaaaaoooooooo

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Welcome to Kim’s “pack ‘em up Saturday”. 😎

All you have to do is not be a giant loser when interacting with people!!! Strangely enough, that has nothing to do with “how social media works”!

Here’s an example of a complete douche bag who wants to be an asshole to people in their replies without those people returning their same energy toward them! Need a lesson on how not to be a condescending dickhead?

Not sure where anyone asked for a Brewers fan to chime in with their negativity unprovoked, but since you’re here and made a petty effort, at least my team has won the World Series. 3 times more than yours has, to be exact. Was that obvious to everyone else too? Scram 🥰

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If you follow me on here (and have for a while), and you come into my replies attempting to explain Mike Elias & the way he works to me, it’s pretty clear you don’t actually read anything I say and just see female and blonde hair in my profile picture. Keep your misogyny away from me.

lol I simply shared what the article said and then added “FWIW”. I don’t need to be told what I should and shouldn’t believe

I am…uncomfortable

Screenshot of flight confirmation Good evening, Kim Sarasota/Bradenton Thu, Mar 5 - Sun, Mar 8

Spring training trip is officially booked ✅

I don’t want to wait until Sunday for the winter meetings to start. I want them to start…now

Not even my team and I’m like 👀👀👀 I need more.

I feel the same way. The front office has given us plenty of reasons to be tentative or to blow it off, but this offseason just feels different. I’m having a hard time not being excited and that kinda scares me lol

Top 5 starting pitchers available on free-agent market This winter’s starting-pitching market got off to a strong start when Dylan Cease agreed to a seven-year, $210 million contract with the Blue Jays. That deal took a notable name off the board, but the...

Orioles mentioned as in on all 5 starters in this article, FWIW. Notably mentioned as a “favorite” for Valdez and a “serious threat” to sign Ranger Suarez. 🤷🏼‍♀️

www.mlb.com/news/startin...

I’d like everyone in the AL East (except the Orioles) to calm tf down right now