Cyclones and Purdy 9ers

two men are running on the beach one in a yellow tank top and one in red shorts Alt: two men are running on the beach one in a yellow tank top and one in red shorts

Markwayne Mullin and Tommy Tuberville doing cable hits all day to see who's the dumbest Republican senator

Buy Back Congress for a Mere $13.71 Each Let's bribe congress to make laws for us by matching the bribes they take now!

ChatGPT says the super wealthy, PACs and institutions raised $4,786,670,591 (4.8 billion) for people running for congress, the senate and president in 2024. To bribe them to make laws.

If we each chip in $13.71 we can bribe congress to make laws for us instead.

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Congress members are denying that it’s war so they don’t have to hold the President responsible for his dereliction of duties.

Wow. Premeditated War Crimes. Do you get more "punishment" if it's premeditated?

The man who personally blocked the promotions of 400 senior military members, putting our national security at risk, said WHAT?

Oh trust me buddy, we want everyone to remember this is Trump’s war, especially in November.

Bookmark this. Senator dumb as rocks just gave the midterms theme a song lyric.

Tuberville: "This is not your Democrat war. This is President Trump's war. And he's not going in to be politically correct."

Because of course.🙄

This is so typical of this crew. At this point it really doesn't matter if it's malevolence, or ignorance and incompetence, the end result is we are all a lot less safe than we were.

Trump Media's stock price is falling even faster than his poll numbers Now the president wants to spin off his struggling social media platform.

*cue the sad trombones*

Can he get any dumber?
#MarkWayneShithead

You know #Metamucillini is gonna say he used the tariff money because the DoD needs it for the war...

But won't someone think of the Raytheon shareholders?!

Hell no.
The bored of peace can write a check.
Elon Musk can write a check.
Gulf tax shelter kingdoms can write a check.
But no American should be paying $.01 for this war.

Ice has more funding than the Marine Corp. Use that budget and send them.

How bout the Ballroom buyers fund his war.

This is not 2001. Americans are not going to fall in line like little Patriots. We want healthcare, education, affordable housing. WE DO NOT WANT WAR.

Bombs & Ballrooms, the Trump Presidency. 🤡

There it is. Republicans want more money from taxpayers to feed Trump's insatiable desire to bomb things everywhere all the time.

Chart showing the relationship between gasoline futures prices (advanced 2w) and national average gasoline prices

Attacking Iran looks like it will cost US consumers about 40 cents/gallon.

Judge Farbiarz becomes the latest judge to see enormous daylight between DOJ and ICE, who he says is uniquely responsible for the rampant violations of court orders. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

What a fucking cluster-fuck.

100,000 Brits stranded
85,000 Canadians stranded

For starters…

Narrator: there are no flights out of the Middle East

CNN: Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says By Haley Britzky , Helen Regan Helen Regan , Eyad Kourdi , Isaac Yee , Teele Rebane , Lucas Lilieholm Updated 13 hr ago

Reuters: Fire at US embassy complex in Riyadh after blast heard, sources say By Reuters March 2, 20266:23 PM CSTUpdated 13 mins ago

New York Times: U.S. military death toll rises to 6

CNN: State Dept urges US citizens to "DEPART NOW" from countries throughout Middle East

Two days into the war:

- three F-15s shot down

- U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames

- six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded

- State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East

The UK's permission for the US to use its bases in attacking Iran amounts to complicity in the crime of aggression. It drags us into what could be an endless war, without democratic or even parliamentary consent.

Gallego: "Young American men and women are dying because of these idiots"