notherlias

Muh new pants 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

I ate concrete

I am in awe my peers still do that shit where you’re like posing in some get up, in a parking lot or something like that to try to look cool for your instagram. Biggest thing you can do to make yourself look like a joke, grow the fuck up

Top ten valentine photos of all time

Every time I yield to people walking when I’m driving they look at me like I’m a moron

What the fuck is that thing on the left #ew

This wild specimen was harassing me at my local loser emporium. It was repeating phrases like: “Look at my babies” and “Can I have the big cake”. If I had pepper spray I would likely spray them and then myself first to avert the situation. May our mighty ever so real lord help us all.

The best mine could give me is fent

walter white in a hat

myself looking in the mirror with rounded square glasses

my partner got me started on watching breaking bad after I ordered my glasses. unknowingly I got myself a pair of walter white glasses. jesse, we need to cook jesse

a picture of myself with a black hat and red star antennas in the mirror

got new antennas :)

LEIZIARD

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I kick my feet and start getting giddy when I remember TTT- from autechre exists and then I start listening to it. One of the most insane electronic projects/bootlegs ever

the first double chain for a crochet beanie

crocheting a NEW beanie for my sweetie pie

I want an orange right now

Fentanyl

I love fent

Todays a Her and I (Slow Jam 2) [Live at Red Rocks], Her and I (Slow Jam 2) [Live at Remlinger Farms] and Her and I (Slow Jam 2) [Live in Atlanta] kinda day

It’s the same here, still on shelves. Same thing with Pepsis voodew. Halloween soda is just ass

This shit does not sell

Watched a jeep wrangler cut off a school bus full of kids #madwithswag #jeep

Oh that’s not all…..

P.S. I hate Roger Waters

Cannot wait for the eventual mutation of bird flu so it wipes out the people who tried way too hard to pretend like covid wasn’t anything

“Keep the whispered rumors quiet, infect social standings,
Invest the spread like two towers,
Spreading fire through the masses to save themselves”

reptile creature

fart

IM ON BLUESKY