some like it scott

constantly frustrated by this prevailing notion that who the Average Alaskan(tm) really wants to send to Washington is an Alaskan caricature who will rubber stamp a national agenda while telling camp stories

that's cool

a good party has something for everyone 👌

full contact book club

you have the right, as an autonomous human being, to not enjoy football

I have access to EVIDENCE that PROVES that ZOHRAN MAMDANI is REAL

I dont think jokes about the Epstein Files are funny

holy shit

branching, rooting...

Just recent learned of Gustave Gilbert's notion of "stupidity" as a void of empathy, not intelligence, born of his Nuremberg experience. I'm using that one from now on.

sad trombone noise for the dude

confess.

*Watching 10,000 videos taken of the same horrifying murder* "You know what we need? Body cams"

however, I am an organ donor, in honor of my uncle who was a transplant recipient. So if my chunk of bloody muscle would do someone some good after i'm done with it, i'm cool with that.

my heart does not go out. I'm using it right now and I need it to stay in my chest. Sorry.

I am actually a little surprised at Dems generally tucking tail and hanging back during this escalation. it’s not that I don’t find that consistent with their decades of inaction, I just thought maybe this situation was so bad it would change some of them & inspire them to act

nope

I am "after the election we can push them left" years old

Today in middle school science class we're going to explore Uranus and I expect everyone to behave

greetings from Anchorage. One quick post and then I'll put the phone down for the duration of my mocha.

patently obvious that at least one wheel has spun off the global order and the nuts are looser and looser on the rest. each of us has to decide if we’ll sit continually shocked as reality is torn up around us, or if we’ll embrace the creative possibilities that abound in periods of chaos

people with lots of money should consider thoughtfully giving lots of it away. people possessing relative freedoms should consider how to pivot privileges into projects that hold meaning for you and our planet both. people with time should use it for anything but capitalism. people with no fucks left should cause good trouble everywhere all at once

the one thing i really implore, in the made up year of 2025, is that we don't sit around being continually surprised that things are falling apart. many of us did the math on this years ago and saw it coming, everything is proceeding according to the laws of physics and other sciences. you are not a deer caught in headlights, you are an animal with opposable thumbs and incredible agency on this planet. for fucks sake use your powers

resubmitting my January 2025 rant about seizing the creative potential of chaotic times

Sure! And if youre definitely still interested, let him know. And let him know the ball is in his court!

dude needs to be real clear about his intentions

When I look at fascism throughout history I regularly think "this happened bc the population protested and resisted the secret police too much. I wish they had chilled out, demonstrated proper civility so as not to earn the already occurring oppression, and let the fascist lose the next election

Now is not a time I could muster up even a ghost of a fuck about football

2 days? Yeah, sorry 😞. You deserve way more enthusiasm than that

I genuinely think it's more important for Alaskan school kids to visit Juneau than to visit DC

FOUR
DAY
WEEKEND

Bulletin of The Atomic Scientists now setting the doomsday clock to “lol, lmao”

its extremely rude of this red light to not just be a stop sign

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)