Otternaught

See you there!!

It’s crazy how your beard got beefier too

I just had a thought that someone needs to print on a racer tank or booty shorts for me:

The shorter the shorts, the closer to Quad

You’re so pretty…

Bathroom chalkboard wall with the prompt “What is your FAVORITE BUG?” With a beautiful rosy maple moth on it. Surrounding the prompt are many entries included ‘shrimps’ (because shrimps is bugs), mole cricket, orb weaver, praying mantis, a Volkswagen beetle, and “FUCK ICE AND LOVE PIES”

The bathroom at The Pie Spot here in Portland gives SUCH strong @sarahmackattack.bsky.social energy and I love it

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He can’t help it, he’s just simply too baby for his own good

Lorge

Don’t you dare apologize if you didn’t mean it

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

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So this is what you’re doing when you’re “busy at work”…?

It’s 39° right now in Portland, OR… I want beach time…

I’m wanna bite da fuzzbutt

This makes me miss my old gym partner, I gave him so many post-gym… gifts…

Cue 1996’s ‘You Cam Ring My Bell’

This is the most diabolical way to be so nonchalant. Bless.

PLEASE BE NIGELLA!!! And if she doesn’t say Mick Row Wah Vay, there will be an uprising

This twunk callin people sluts…

*THIS one’s for the squirrels!!*

Just keep your socks on, otherwise it’s gay

Legz

6 year update pic, since FB decided to remind me

245-ish lbs in 2020
205-ish last week

Fuzzy

Endy says “mine”

You’re taking the whole cake shop?!?

I definitely read Dominated you for a butt award, and I’m not mad about it