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@hornblende.bsky.social

The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence

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You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever.

It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book.
By Ben Apples

You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever. It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book. By Ben Apples

amazing insights from The Atlantic

03.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." 
Murky: You can't do anything. 
Sticky: You're so old. 
Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. 
Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." Murky: You can't do anything. Sticky: You're so old. Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!"  

Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!" Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

#Pathologic

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

gen z is trying to cancel poopsie slime surprise

28.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry i got baked on 450mgs of delta-9 and was then hit with the information that these toys exist & also that there are several callout videos from drama channels about them a year ago back to back. gen z is trying to cancel poopsie slime surprise

28.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6160    πŸ” 1164    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 32

posts written by a guy who misses having strep because girls took pity on him and brought him soup

21.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really like Spacemouse from MUGEN

21.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wh.... what. i know i've told jokes where something like this is part of the setup. what the fuck

21.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A three-person human centipede of Google Chrome, WHATWG, and W3C

A three-person human centipede of Google Chrome, WHATWG, and W3C

β€œStandards are Standards”

21.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Hack is Not Enough Twisted Sister's "there ain't no way we'll lose it" political theory has not held up

For everyone skipping Discord age verification with some easy trick: providing workarounds to competent and enfranchised people is a strategy that lets platforms normalize the new abusive standard without pushback. Then they take the workarounds away. blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/10...

20.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

im trying to figure out the pattern for when batwheels wants the characters to overcome their perceived shortcomings vs when the lesson is accepting yourself the way you are

20.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallen Through, by Amon26 from the album <Symbol>

there was a time when I could try
there was a time when every word kept me alive
there was a time I saw inside
and down below I saw a lie upon a lie
god damn you.

amon26.bandcamp.com/track/fallen...

20.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

today's kids are being brainrotted by such phrases as "never gonna give you up" and "this is sparta"

19.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

ok, so everyone sees ghostly glowing afterimages when u close your eyes, but to what degree is it normal to see unrelated colorful shapes, not pressing your palms into your eyes, just passively

20.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

When I close my eyes sometimes there are like, smooth blobs of green, yellow, and orange coming from all sides like waves on a beach

20.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i got myself an easel

25.12.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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goat baseball

24.06.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort

18.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i just wanna catch my fish
drive my truck
feed my wife
drink my beer
feed my wife
cut my grass
feed my wife
wear my boots
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed mβ€”

16.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally, we've invented a technology that can fuck up a git strategy chart, one of the simplest charts in existence

17.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct and harrowing take. it has tended to converge on promoting behaviors that are compulsive or easy to turn compulsive, which cause injury and isolation as well as screwing with the neurochemistry of developing brains among ppl with limited autonomy and zero real life experience

17.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Distinguishing between the many Cassies I’ve known and realising that the only specific identifier I have for @rape.fan is β€œCassie Rapefan”

17.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The future of public game arts festivals and non-commercial games culture Discoursing about public games events / the shrinking non-commercial game festival space around the world (and in Australia)

new blog post: The future of public game arts festivals and non-commercial games culture, with notes on @free-play.bsky.social / indie games events around the world www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2026/02/the-...

12.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

help I'm being forced to try using linux

04.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the force was abstract but it's literally a linux husband imposing linux on me

04.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

speaking of cool cheap effects: the shadow from the ceiling fan in Robo Recall is not a real shadow or even a light function or even a decal, it's a rotating translucent mesh

06.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 614    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

and then you can let players buy shit to decorate their ledgers

11.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reconciliation (accounting / bookkeeping) would be a good game mechanic. not sure how to make it into a gay sex thing so I'll give away this insight for free

11.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

it's like powerwashing but for spreadsheets

11.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0