Chris Wade

Photographic evidence of the invention of Traditional Italian Cuisine

some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.

I’ll tell ya, my Italian-ass mema was NOT reserving a tablespoon of pasta water. They weren’t emulsifying shit in the old country

Kind of surprised I haven’t seen some company like Graza try to sell premium bottled pasta water yet

Technobeast Animaltronic, by Blackout Princesses 13 track album

New album out now! $8 on Bandcamp

...or $13 will get you all 19 albums plus 3 compilations

Coming around on the Chapo theory that he's leaking all of these to generate headlines that prominently mention him having a girlfriend

I have not been doing it this time because I feel like I’ve seen everything before and now it’s just sad. Nice to see Trump look like he’s dying tho 👌

many are saying it's the independent "hit" of the year

there's a whole monarch monologue about being raised by butterflies but it was too long to wedge in

Generational movie star vs offputting gambling salesman

My septuagenarian parents should not be made to ask me who Dave Portnoy is before their beloved OSU Michigan game

Bryan Johnson reinventing plur from first principles

asked draftkings cousin to put money on the bengals tonite and he thought I was joking 😔

She ken my burns til I pan and zoom

now we're talking

signing an EO to make the Coens work together again

they should get another electoral vote for every ~20 mil it grosses

the president should get to order one movie every term

I would like to watch!

Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and:
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it

For whatever reason whenever I see the title “Wicked: For Good” I keep imagining a movie called “Bad II: The Bone”

Clean palm mute reverb delay fast pluck simple but uplifting repeating guitar riff

An undeniable part of U2’s legacy is a profound impact on the muzak/hold music genre

the future is a boot and a human face calling each other "reddit" - forever

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”

Hey Freddie Quell’s just another lovable miscreant

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

Whiplash as it cuts directly from this to footage of President Donald Trump at the game to gales of jeering from the bar crowd

Bar playing Velvet’s Venus In Furs during commercial break of NFL football