"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
16.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 8314 🔁 3106 💬 42 📌 33"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
16.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 8314 🔁 3106 💬 42 📌 33unclench your buttocks
16.04.2025 03:22 — 👍 75 🔁 22 💬 9 📌 0i've taken shits for longer than Katy Perry was "in space"
16.04.2025 03:23 — 👍 692 🔁 104 💬 22 📌 11(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
16.02.2025 15:51 — 👍 8091 🔁 1204 💬 31 📌 6Punch your local nazi today.
09.02.2025 20:01 — 👍 262 🔁 25 💬 9 📌 3"You look lonely... i can fix that"
07.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta remind myself we're so back on this app
24.11.2024 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first shitpost on Bluesky
20.10.2024 01:09 — 👍 1224 🔁 236 💬 26 📌 7
Oh oh oh! I love these! For me its probably
1. Dark souls 3
2. Infamous 2
3. Pokemon Fire Red
4. Thing Thing Arena 3
5. Sekiro
6. Dishonored
7. Rdr2
8. Destiny (the 1st one)
9. The binding of issac
10. Warframe
Retired from d2 but enjoyed it
Im still in the middle of my 1st playthrough. Ive been taking my time with it lol
22.05.2024 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its such a fun and good game!
22.05.2024 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to a wedding today, was a groomsman
28.10.2023 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck the police. Why do they have to be so cryptic about every little thing. Then they get confused when you give them cryptic answers
25.10.2023 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just be saying shit. Im just a lil guy
24.10.2023 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0screencap of a young woman in the woods, subtitle reads Rich people are all scum
'Howl of the Devil' (1988)
dir: Paul Naschy 📽️
Something something Prague rock
20.10.2023 23:09 — 👍 374 🔁 73 💬 10 📌 3I am going to chaotic post into this new void for eternity
14.10.2023 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chanel optics got me seeing shit
14.10.2023 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where's the chaotic shitpost side of bluesky
13.10.2023 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0