Benji

Attach an airtag to your keys so you'll know exactly what unreachable part of the sewer they're in.

Are the Titanic passengers ok?

No, lives lost!

Just caught a replay of the Excel World Championship. Starting the weekend right!

Not looking forward to when the water company discovers tiered payment.

“Dysentery and giardia have been detected and suppression is included in your subscription. Guinea Worm has been detected, however eradication requires a premium membership. Would you like to start a one hour trial?”

These helmets make it look like they are headed out on a Lego safari

Every year.

The music rounds are our favorite! I vote for option 1. Spotify is an awful company anyway.

Ok, he’s definitely sitting backwards in an office chair naked.

I've been using EC2s on my toms for a long time but have been thinking of trying a set of the UV2. I've never used coated heads on my toms before outside of HS jazz band but I really like the tone I hear on videos demoing these...

If you knock on the door in an attempt to sell us something there are two things that are certain:

1) We ARE currently satisfied with our provider of (service).

2) Your parents have never been proud of you. Even if they said so, they were lying. They wish you were more like Alex down the street.

What great timing for this post. I was cutting up a watermelon last night, our two dogs got a taste and are absolutely addicted now!

Delightful!

I would like to request my fair share of diggity and no more.

Chicken/Potato/Carrot stew served over rice and spinach with a banana on the side.

Chicken/Potato/Carrot stew served over rice and spinach with a banana on the side.

#52weeksofcooking Week 7: Yogurt - Digaag Qumbe (Somali Yogurt Coconut Chicken) recipe adapted from Hawa Hassan's found in various places #foodsky

this one's got me. everytime I think I've matched the "i lo to wa yo wa i lo tha wa yo ta" the rest doesn't fit.

and I will be singing BO BO BO BO BA BA BA BA in my head the rest of the day, so thanks for that.

I dunno, probably something by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

I was amazed when visiting the UK how prevalent prepackaged sandwiches were. In my part of the US they are considered garbage gas-station food that you eat as a last resort.

I assume all of the time travelers coming to save us are just waiting a few months to make sure we’ve learned a lesson.

What a beautiful lyrical journey this rendition takes us on.

Gaga-Bad Romance

Getting three instead of two letters feels like cheating so I upped the difficulty by turning off my screen.

This song is most obviously Pink Floyd's "Time".

I think it’s Peter Gabriel’s eagle song but I want it to be Bette Midler’s eagle song.

#52weeksofcooking Week 5: Aotearoa - Steak and Cheese Family Pie with Crispy Kumara Cakes and aioli #foodsky

Yes, but only beefsteak tomatoes.

What is a "Ford Pinto"

What is Vamp Willow

Just as intelligible as the original! Alive - PJ.

I see the advertising algorithm is working just fine this morning.

Billy Ocean Get of my Dreams and into My Car!

This seems fine.