Great job, well done. Brings a good feeling of karma to the equation.

Why do nurses prefer using red crayons?
They use them when they have to draw blood.

Sometimes, I'm confused about trump. Can't decide if trump is a punk ass bitch, or a bitch ass punk.

The view from the International Space Station as an aurora meets the sunrise in space.

Why do nurses prefer using red crayons?
In case they have to draw blood.

Goldman: Both of the issues Marjorie Taylor Greene raised—were widely publicized and thoroughly debated in committee and on the House floor.

If you’re publicly admitting that you didn’t know what you were voting on and now regret it—you’re not competent or qualified to serve in Congress.

The old Soviet style commissar.

Another name I've heard from older folks here in the South is The Seven Sisters. I've always loved that particular constellation, for no discernable reason lol.

Why are Xmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they drop their needles.

A good pun makes me numb. A good math pun makes me number.