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๐ŸŒผ False Spring Jam (they/them) โ›„๏ธ

@jaimekay.bsky.social

Anti-Zionist Jew. Bisexual. Vegetarian. Socialist. Non-binary. Bipolar 1. OCD. Nice person. Loves: books, video games, my cat, drawing, exercise, cleaning, crocheting, puzzles, and long outdoor walks ๐Ÿ’œ I have a cat named Meow Meow ๐Ÿ˜ธ Definitely not 40 ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Happy birthday Scoob!!

05.03.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™d probably call him gay or something knowing her

05.03.2026 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got her ass!

05.03.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Susan

Stories

Suddenly, the entire world
knows that the US
Military is no longer run by men in dresses...

Susan Stories Suddenly, the entire world knows that the US Military is no longer run by men in dresses...

My cousin Susan continues to be one of the dumbest bitches on the planet

05.03.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a Bachelorโ€™s and Masterโ€™s Degree in English and gaining a ton of student loan debt. I truly wish I hadnโ€™t quit nursing school, or went to a trade school.

05.03.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was on a list that called me a pedo because I disagreed with someone. It stayed up for days! The list feature needs to go!

I made one list and never added anyone once I realized the list feature sucks lol

04.03.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He wonโ€™t block me, because heโ€™s obsessed with me lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.03.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pussy ass bitch list!!

04.03.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a fan of them. The deserve to be criticized when they donโ€™t represent us or stand up for us.

Being a stan of a politician is lost shit lmao

Also, what the heck does โ€œfossil foolsโ€ mean? Is it just a play on fossil fuels or what? Tell me Kevin! Be brave and hop in here instead of making a littleโ€ฆ

04.03.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lists Iโ€™m on including: anti-Democrat activist, fossil fools, and MAGAโ€™s little helpers

Lists Iโ€™m on including: anti-Democrat activist, fossil fools, and MAGAโ€™s little helpers

Funny to be called anti-Democrat or MAGAโ€™s little helper just because Iโ€™m a socialist. Funny thing is that Iโ€™ve voted Dem my whole life, including for Kamala Harris, because I believe in harm reduction, but fuck me, right? You should criticize ALL POLITICIANS. They work for us. You should not beโ€ฆ

04.03.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why The Janitor will be missing from the Scrubs reboot Why is The Janitor, played by actor Neil Flynn, missing from the new season of Scrubs? Here's what Zach Braff has to say about the missing cast member.

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He might be back sometime!

04.03.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny how the vote blue no matter who crowd suddenly understands the leftist position of not voting for someone who doesnโ€™t align with your views when it comes to Talarico lmao

04.03.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have strep throat and got so many stares for masking to protect people from catching my highly contagious illness smh

Hope everything will be okay!!! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

04.03.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guess it's time for the vote blue no matter who people to put up or shut up

04.03.2026 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 361    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ben & Jerryโ€™s Phish Food. My fav since I was a teen ๐Ÿ˜‹

04.03.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A delicious w ๐Ÿ˜‹

04.03.2026 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben and Jerryโ€™s Phish Food, my favorite ๐Ÿ˜‹

04.03.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It opens with a pronouns joke. So edgy. I was excited for this movie, but it looks cringe as all hell. It doesnโ€™t seem like theyโ€™re accomplishing what they want to accomplish with it!

04.03.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky was down for me for several hours, so I touched grass instead of posting!**

**walked 1.5 blocks to the store to buy ice cream

04.03.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, and those of us further left than a liberal will be lumped into that because weโ€™re all the same to a lot of people

03.03.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re correct. I canโ€™t imagine the mental hurdles being jumped to defend him. It makes me think of the 100% Hitler vs 99% Hitler argument.

03.03.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I didnโ€™t know what the symbol was Iโ€™d immediately be horrified for supporting him once I found out. People are so afraid to admit they were wrong

03.03.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. Youโ€™re extremely naive and/or ignorant if you canโ€™t identify that symbol. This woman is just straight up refusing to identify it that way smh

03.03.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I joined this group to get pattern ideas and see others peoples work because crochet is a relaxing hobby for me, and now Iโ€™m seeing this shit ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.03.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People like Peggy are the reason why the Nazis were so easily able to rise to power in Germany. Iโ€™m a socialist, and I really do want to work with liberals, but calling a well known Nazi symbol a skull and crossbones just because youโ€™re a blue waver is fucking racist and insane.

03.03.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess the jokes on me for thinking a leftist crochet and knitting group wouldnโ€™t be filled with centrist libs who think theyโ€™re far left ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

03.03.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Jew, I donโ€™t trust him. That symbol is extremely offensive to many demographics besides us Jews, and he knew better.

03.03.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nazi totenkopf skull

Nazi totenkopf skull

I donโ€™t trust any โ€œprogressiveโ€ group because one of them on F*cebook is defending Graham Platner and the Nazi tattoo. โ€œITS JUST A SKULL AND CROSSBONES!โ€ Bitch, Nazi SS officers wore these patches on their uniforms. No excuses. I donโ€™t trust these bitches.

03.03.2026 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is from someone who lives in my town, and the second hand embarrassment is STRONG. Restaurant owners tend to not keep customers away despite your great amount of white guilt lmao

03.03.2026 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of baclava. The text reads:

I spent the weekend in DC and after l picked up my car from the Shady Grove lot on Sunday I went to get a late lunch before driving back. I ended up finding a Persian place that looked good, but I was a little nervous about going there, wondering if I would be welcome, only one day into the war with Iran. The gentleman who attended me couldn't have been nicer, and the food was delicious. At the end of the day, we are not our governments. I wouldn't want others to judge me for my president, and I should remember that when meeting others. Photo of baklava.

Picture of baclava. The text reads: I spent the weekend in DC and after l picked up my car from the Shady Grove lot on Sunday I went to get a late lunch before driving back. I ended up finding a Persian place that looked good, but I was a little nervous about going there, wondering if I would be welcome, only one day into the war with Iran. The gentleman who attended me couldn't have been nicer, and the food was delicious. At the end of the day, we are not our governments. I wouldn't want others to judge me for my president, and I should remember that when meeting others. Photo of baklava.

Thereโ€™s a war in Iran and school children are being bombed into oblivion, but will I be welcomed into this restaurant?

03.03.2026 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0