Johnathon Willis

Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl

Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

Sometimes it doesn’t feel like any of us are dancing at the Pink Pony Club anymore

#elon
#doge

I don't think there's ever been an administration populated with this many people who definitely don't like alternative rock

Popular meme format, grandma labeled with "bluesky's public launch was one year ago today." Younger person helping her labeled with "sure grandma let's get you to bed."

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

For a minute there I thought Blake Lively was beefing with Kendrick Lamar. Turns out it's Anna Kendrick.

As a 50 year old man I shouldn't know who any of these people are

"I'll stop drinking on the job if you let me run the world's most dangerous military." Is peak alcoholic.

Neapolitan isn't a flavor, Neapolitan is three flavors in a trench coat.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

A diverse flight crew of a gay guy, a Black man, and a woman

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

#doodle
Just a little doodle I drew while gaming

#sketch
Pink frog

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

it's a small thing in the grand scheme of his lies but rfk jr is once again falsely saying that a bunch of food dyes in europe are banned when in reality europe just uses different names for them. this is a common lie spread on tiktok and instagram.

Thanks! I've been to some smaller jam band type festivals years ago, but nothing on this scale. Excited about watching the farm come to life around us as the week goes on.

This country is starting to feel like when you look in the mirror too long on mushrooms

This will be our first year and we will be getting there as early as possible on Tuesday.

No one defends billionaires more than hundredaires

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

The year is 2135. Car culture has been replaced by plant culture. Teenage boys compete with each other to impress girls by growing the tallest sunflower

Reverse security cameras that show would be intruders live video of me walking around in my underwear

Makes me even more excited for #bonnaroo

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

As yes, the sniffling, sneezing, stuffy head, why am I asleep on the kitchen floor, medicine.

If one of the bears attacks you, the best thing to do is play dead. It's good practice for when the bear actually kills you.

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

activating my many years of training in masculine stoicism to weather the pain of accidentally squishing my nut like a cherry tomato trying to sit on the toilet

What do you guys think is the wiener situation with robocop?

Never change!