Laura in MN

Also the PBP announcer was ass, we missed out on some legendary Provus calls. Morneau was fantastic as always, of course.

So when is Luke Keaschall’s MVP season? 2029?

Of course it’s a Luke Keaschall walk-off homer. Of course it is.

Okay I like him, let’s keep him

I took a shower and it fixed both the Twins and the Lynx, you’re welcome America

Wait who the hell is Ryan Fitzgerald

The user holding up her medal for the 2025 YWCA Minneapolis Women's Triathlon

Best worst thing I do every year. I love the excitement and dread leading up to it and the absolute joy of doing the damn thing with hundreds of amazing other women. Now to sign up for next year's while I'm still riding the high to trick myself into doing it again.

The hitting stayed hot but the hitting with RISP was brutal 😫

They just really want to walk off the Royals again I guess

8 hits, 0 runs. lol. Lmao, even.

Matt Wallner is going to be unstoppable with Dad Strength, I can feel it

Unfortunately, I love football.

Walsh? Rufo? Occult Catholic devils from dirty, uncivilized countries here to ruin our God-fearing Anglo society. The US is a PROTESTANT country! We can't import people from third-world Ireland! God help us, we might even have a Catholic president one day. The end of America as we know it.

Darkly hilarious that the American white supremacy movement is often led by people who wouldn't have been considered white in America even one hundred years ago. Sort of gives the whole game away, doesn't it?

The other thing about the Minnesota Twins is that our two best players are coming back from the IL before the regular season is over 👀 👀

The thing about the Minnesota Twins is that they mostly play bad-to-mediocre teams for the next two months 👀

I want the Mariners to win the World Series.

I'm going to have to go see Weapons tomorrow to avoid spoilers, aren't I?

Ryan Jeffers the man that you are

Are the 2025 Twins the inverse of the 2024 Twins?

Luke Keaschall is something special.

Wolves and Vikings both play on Christmas Day 👀

I don't like horror movies but I REALLY want to see Weapons. Maybe I'll do a double feature with The Naked Gun.

If a left-of-center party ever gets power again, we have to finish Reconstruction and rewrite the whole fucking thing. Pack the court, abolish or fix the Senate, add Puerto Rico and DC as states, one Dakota. The rural minority has too much damn power and it's fucked this country over too many times.

Wisconsin was the test run and it almost fucking worked. It worked for years and they escaped by the skin of their teeth. We were supposed to escape in 2024, but now escaping got a whole lot harder.

Dems have 14 months to get messy and break shit to prepare.

There will be elections in 2026 and 2028 but they will not be fair and they might not even be free. We will chug along with the appearance of democracy for years, maybe decades.

(This is not an excuse to not vote in the future, this is "vote AND organize and tell your Dem reps to break rules too.")

Of course they're going to do a new census and apportion new house seats and of course it's going to be a huge GOP advantage. Of course they were going to break the rules to keep themselves in power even against the will of the people. That's been obvious since January 6, 2021.

And yet, I don’t think I can call this movie bad. You get to watch goofy tornado cowboy Glen Powell chase tornados for two hours. I don’t think it’s possible for a movie that includes that to be bad.

No, but if you have to choose between them choose Twister.

The script is so painful. It feels like a first draft.