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I am snark

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Oh no! Her top came off...

28.02.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what if you wanted to fry your refried beans?
Do they become rerefried?

20.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a boy in a yellow raincoat says " you 'll float too !!! " ALT: a boy in a yellow raincoat says " you 'll float too !!! "
13.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give a man spaghetti, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish for spaghetti, and he becomes confused about where semolina flour comes from...

12.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's all there is to it, eh?

09.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now show him without his spoon

09.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You call that a layer of Mozzarella?

08.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow raincoat is holding an umbrella and smiling with the words you 're doing it wrong below her . ALT: a woman in a yellow raincoat is holding an umbrella and smiling with the words you 're doing it wrong below her .

There is a right way and...

08.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes reading my posts faster

03.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like butter on my post
🧈

03.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So many library cards I gotten for that reason...

03.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are some thicc thighs...

01.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gimbap, ba duba dop ba
Du bop, ba duba dop ba
Du bop, ba duba dop ba du
Yeah, yeah

01.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What dude did you play?

01.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. "Psaki Bombs" means she failed.
"Psaki Drops Truth Bombs" is what they should say.

31.01.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elric is a thin albino. So he might look feminine, at a distance, while wearing a cloak.
cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/ima...

31.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buffy circa 1600's

31.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two pi

31.01.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White hair?
Elric of MelnibonΓ©?

31.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dont care

31.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What was the play or musical?

29.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AMD only?

29.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"dozy stonker" ?
You made that up...

28.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is the pizza from?

27.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Acrylic paint is water soluble, has no fumes and is easier to clean up the brushes.

25.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asmodeus and the Daughter of Lies

23.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sell the scandals you never wear anymore and make room in your closet for newer, better scandals.

Do you have any Birkenstocks?

22.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What brand of tortillas did you use?

22.01.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see why they would let males serve as Captains in the Imperial Navy.

They are already allowed to be infantrymen in the Imperial Guard.

Why should men get to be more than one kind of character type?

(And yes, the Adepta Sororitas are badass)

22.01.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The ones who are male only (according to the lore) are the Astartes.

The 10,000 Custodes are not Astartes. The Emperor made the Custodes before he made the Primarchs. They were just remarkable and enhanced people. I don't see where the lore says they must be male.

22.01.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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