Darrell “Traded my Space Lazer for a 75 Vega”

Well… that’s just cool

WTAF?

You deserve better than this! I know you will land on a higher perch where you are respected

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Prayers for you and your family and neighbors! Stay safe and find peace in this difficult time.

We made our own with golf balls, eye screws, and nylon string!

Glad to see you back on here!

Is she going to use her space laser?

Mitch McConnell: "Upon further reflection, perhaps I shouldn't have signed up for that cage match with Jake Paul."

2 cute!

Ammonia and burger grease

She looks so unimpressed

It’s a trick! They just want to get your hopes up that it won’t taste like crap. It always tastes like crap.

Honestly, if someone were to gift me this I would have to throw it back at them or against the living room wall in their home!

I loved sharing!

Take my moneys!

Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃 Hope yours was blessed and peaceful!

Distant cousin bragged about how easy the turkey was to prepare. “ I cooked it half the time yesterday and put it back in the oven for 2 hours this morning to finish it up!” The silence was broken by the sound of forks dropping on china plates 😜🤢

I’m thankful for all of you and this place we have found. #Thanksgiving

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Birthday, pup!

Hey Rudy, here’s your rock. Climb back under it and let your dignity try to grow back for a while!

No place for people like that in normal society. Trolls seeking targets should remain on Moron’s site

I’m not that kind of Christian!

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Hey!

Nope, not taking that bait! Glad to hear you are in good health 🎁

They can be demanding little cusses most of the time.