Why is trump the only one in the room that can hear the national anthem? He looks like he needs to be rebooted.

It is very difficult for the talking heads who make millions of dollars every year for sitting around and basically just shooting the shit to have any understanding of what the daily reality of being poor or homeless is. They should be given the opportunity to try it.

Political Haberdashery, I quite enjoyed that. Your proficiency in the subject matter suggest you aced the course. Nice work.

I have an uncle like that. As kids we used to yell, hey Uncle Bill look over here. Hours of solid entertainment right there.

Every time he speaks it becomes clearer as to why Junior and Eric are so twisted. They never had a chance. Unfortunately, he is having the same effect on your country. The next administration will be lucky to reverse even some of the damage.

Future Karen is fortunate that wasn't a Canadian goose. According to Dear Leader they can be really nasty.

So, Loomer doesn't just look insane.

Pete Hegseth. All the theatrical bombast of trump delivered with the gravitas of Sean Spicer. He may have a bright future with Amway.

That schnitzel is going to be delicious.

Iran was his response to being drafted.

By outstanding they mean she is not allowed in the situation room.

So, when does he start at DHS.

Then, at the end of their shift, our people can swing by and wash my cars and cut my grass.

We were led to believe Donnie 2 Dolls doesn't drink.

Well played. Miss Kitty owes you a round on the house.

Nice catch. I missed him in "Yore" but he was perfect in "Blazing Saddles".

I'm afraid even Donnie and his oligarch cult couldn't come up with enough scratch to satisfy that divorce settlement. Quick, someone hide the condiments.

Way too smart and capable for this group, He's got to go. I hear the pillow guy might be available.

I've revised my bucket list to include only one thing. To hear a straight answer to a question. For the love of god, I'm not a young man.

You and your fancy math. This whole unfair trade premise has more holes in it than all of his golf courses combined.

I'm very disappointed that neither Trump or Vance could work into their list of grievances that time someone jumped the lunch line at their summer camp. They did manaage to embarrass the entire western world, so well done lads.

Given Bongino's complete ignorance of even the rudiments of the FBI and past statements attesting to same, don't be surprised when Marge is appointed head of the Space Force based solely on her advanced knowledge of space lasers.
Good luck America.

Would someone please tell Tuberville that Trump already has a caddie.

Given Bongino's complete ignorance of even the rudiments of the FBI and past statements attesting to same, don't be surprised when Marge is appointed head of the Space Force based solely on her advanced knowledge of space lasers.
Good luck America.

Eric would be right there but he's finishing up a cement pour.

All those push-ups will be pointless when he picks the wrong guys wife to mess with. Fingers crossed.

What did the Bahamian translators ever do to Trump?

So, that's when he suffered his major brain injury. I bet his two sherpa had a good chuckle in private afterwards.

I've never understood the pathetic pride these types take in being able to flex an index finger. Warriors indeed.

The position they slot him in will change but his character and past will not. Release the report and hounds.