cleopantless

sausmix (v) woof woof

unconventional crush mix:
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nothing will send me into a tizzy more than a crush sending a playlist unprompted

crazy to think that there are kids alive today that never knew a time when rap WASN'T gay.

my red flag is that i will never skip a riffraff song if it comes up on shuffle

really gotten into writing fan-fiction lately but its about me having 2 boyfriends. one is a ghost and one is imaginary, so its practically based on my real life.

all 4 of my most recent crushes have been virgos

is it really too much to ask for two boyfriends that love me but also love each other

if you are not interested in hearing about what music i have been playing on repeat lately then i take that very personally

i pray every day to be cradled by my higher power

why does living in iowa correlate directly to my online shopping addiction? (don't worry, i only buy stuff my friends make)

high-key craving a cute date not gonna lie.

basically, my life is better when there's dogs and tattoos in it.

guys i have come to the conclusion that i am in fact, a furry.

coworker asked me if i'm a furry.

it has been 7 days since i decided that i am in a committed relationship with iowa. ever since i stopped fighting it, some notable things have been falling into place. so yeah, i live in iowa and i am happy about it.

uh oh everyone is moving to bluesky & i’ve decided this is my h0rny place so… you have been warned.

tonight the parties at the rave, i don’t like my women underage, free all of my dogs who in a cage

the vampire told me that he will not be joining me in the shower this morning because he wants to go to work covered in my cum like hello. this is love.

it’s been a month of ethereal & mind blowing orgasms so i think it’s safe to say this crush has undoubtedly turned into love.

either magic or evil is stored in the second chin and most of the time you can tell exactly which one it is

s07e04 of love is blind 45 minutes in has me ugly weeping. sharing this for my future self.

last time i was crushing this hard i got married & moved to a different country. debilitating horniness levels of crushing. my tongue swells up and i lose the ability to form sentences levels of crushing.

the night of the supermoon a vampire drank my period blood straight from the source ~ if that isn’t peak romance idk what is

i’m quite happy with no one finding me here so i can be deranged in public (non private profile)

weed is good

furries are the only ones keeping rule 34 alive and beautiful & i am grateful for that

found a mink fur hat that makes me feel like nardwuar

i asked if we can take it slow & then i asked if i can send boner-inducing texts at lunch time

for the first time in my entire life i said “can we take it slow” ~ is this growth?

i love my blind pet gargoyle