cleopantless

truly just wanna find my own jack black husband

t break just making me fight back tears every freaking day

crying my eyes out at the righteous gemstones finale just like i did for the super bowl half time show.

hmm it’s very pathetic of me that i keep having dreams about being cared for, and when i start to stir i cling on to those feelings with my eyes forced closed so tightly.

i s2g if my secret crush doesn’t text me on valentine’s day im killing myself & breaking up with him (in my head, ofc)

i have a whole jar of shrooms & no crush to do them with SUCH A CURSE

& on the 5th night of this t break, my slumbers gave to me.. sweet dreams of kissing & meeting his entire family (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

i can’t wait to see my creepy boyfriend who always visits me at the library on saturdays and always uses my full first name even though i never told him what it was

it’s true i am lonely but what’s also true is that i don’t want any friends

everyone* has a crush on me at the library

*who is clinically insane

god i miss receiving nudes & sexts

one track mind: 01/09/26 running really fast so you don't get hurt.

baitkush.substack.com/p/one-track-...

new blog post, trying to get back into sharing 1 song every friday

they are in love

exactly 5 years from the day that i adopted casper, D.W. came into our lives. and if that doesn’t prove to you that magic is real idk what will ♡︎

pls halp i am unironically attracted to 60+ year olds

now i know the sensation of being horny, innocently scrolling thru porn~ all of a sudden, face to face with a familiar cock of the past ✅

please, #iowa where is your #rapscene ?

2025 all i did was date virgos & virgos are all i will ever date ever again. they are the best.

i really love to date hot himbos who want me to take their photo all the time.

sausmix (v) woof woof

unconventional crush mix:
on.soundcloud.com/kb6SVXhcLUdg...

nothing will send me into a tizzy more than a crush sending a playlist unprompted

crazy to think that there are kids alive today that never knew a time when rap WASN'T gay.

my red flag is that i will never skip a riffraff song if it comes up on shuffle

really gotten into writing fan-fiction lately but its about me having 2 boyfriends. one is a ghost and one is imaginary, so its practically based on my real life.

all 4 of my most recent crushes have been virgos

is it really too much to ask for two boyfriends that love me but also love each other

if you are not interested in hearing about what music i have been playing on repeat lately then i take that very personally

i pray every day to be cradled by my higher power

why does living in iowa correlate directly to my online shopping addiction? (don't worry, i only buy stuff my friends make)

high-key craving a cute date not gonna lie.