XGenarian

I'm not as shocked as I should be.

I hit the Gen-X Jackpot today:

- 80° in Phoenix
- The snowbirds haven't arrived yet
- The Offspring blasting Why Don't You Get a Job from my open car window as the local meth-mouth panhandler shuffled by...

It was a good day

I want Charlie Kirk's browser history.

Republican-led House panel passes Democrat's measure to subpoena Epstein files The unusual bipartisan vote happened despite President Trump repeatedly trying to shut down the issue over the last two weeks.

The Caucus is growing some balls.

Republican-led House panel votes to subpoena Epstein files share.google/L8tjIGVV04zL...

#epsteinfiles

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror

Michaelangelo disapproves of your misuse of "radical".

My sister loves me

You said it, pal.

New Rule:

If money is the root of all evil, wealth is the fruit of all evil.

That coworker that makes you want to pull an unscheduled fire drill rather than have a conversation with them.

A long series of mistakes?

Unintentionally tailing my boss on the highway... I got a mf-ing bowl to spark.

#coucheshavefeelingstoo

My current draft folder is a grocery bag & some off brand sticky notes.

That was the hardest Sean Connery ever acted.

Among things that don't make sense to me -

Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.

Be the kind of person the Doctor would have as a companion.

I always take one bite of Raising Canes' Texas Toast to remind myself why I don't eat Raising Canes' Texas Toast.

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IYKYK
Happy Valentines...

I found melted chocolate in my office chair.

I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.

Michelob Ultra has the best commercial so far.

Still don't want any.
#superbowl

I have a gap in my teeth and have always felt insecure about it. Yes, it's vain, but here's why it bugs me...

Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.

I never thought I'd become a #whovian, so sitting through the Bill episodes for my love of Peter Capaldi is the second most meaningful relationship I have.

And other reasons to tell dogs to "spit that out"