here you go, knock yourself out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBms...
09.03.2026 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
here you go, knock yourself out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBms...
09.03.2026 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why yes I *am* showing my age, thank you for noticing
09.03.2026 21:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0unexpected earworm of the day: the theme song from Huxley Pig
09.03.2026 21:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck itβs supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
A cream-coloured duvet cover with thin navy stripes, covered in dark cat hair
catβs shedding a bit
09.03.2026 19:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A reminder that Nigel Farage, Kemi Badenoch and the entire Conservative-supporting press have spent the past week lambasting Keir Starmer for not joining the Iran war.
Here's what has happened since then to public opinion
I wonder if this will ever not be true
09.03.2026 18:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs almost like the UKβs right-wing press doesnβt actually reflect public opinion but instead the fevered imaginations of a very small group of sociopaths.
09.03.2026 19:06 β π 155 π 38 π¬ 7 π 0Genuinely to this day if someone on TV tells another character to put yourself first I canβt stop myself shouting βin a sexy way!β
09.03.2026 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember being stunned into silence by that last one! (Also itβs not particularly double entendre-y but my god Put Yourself First still slaps)
09.03.2026 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no, are they going to be saying 'frozen liquid gas' on the news all the time again? WELL WHICH IS IT?
09.03.2026 17:30 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0just heard something come through the letterbox and I was like βI swear if thatβs the Labour Party againβ¦β but it was just our council tax bill lol
09.03.2026 17:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweet from matt (@mattxiv): using the passive "dead" and the active "killed" in the SAME HEADLINE is absolutely diabolical Quoted tweet from Sky News (@SkyNews): Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed trib.al/xORAqhP
Like at this point itβs no secret to the people writing these headlines that this kind of thing has been roundly criticized for years and years. Itβs an intentional, conscientious decision on their part. They know theyβre propagandists (and, for better or worse, we all are!).
09.03.2026 16:44 β π 692 π 178 π¬ 10 π 2apparently itβs gonna be neck and neck between Reform and the Greens to get the seat round here next time
09.03.2026 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0for context: I live in an area that has been solidly Labour for decades and I donβt remember them doing much door-knocking since I moved here five years ago, but Iβm guessing theyβre seeing the way the wind is blowing
09.03.2026 13:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Youβd think in this era of βMPs face increasing dangerβ there would be more outrage at newly elected Green MP Hannah Spencer being assaulted by transphobes but itβs nowhere to be seen on BBC News app even if you search her name
09.03.2026 13:08 β π 884 π 314 π¬ 29 π 16
I have had @jamesasser.bsky.social tell me that Streeting is not βa transphobeβ.
The words of James Baldwin come to mind about the Labour Party RN.
βI canβt believe what you say because I see what you do.β
A sign of cultural shift: whenever I see a sport themed novel now, I assume it's a LGBTQ+ romance until I find out it's not.
09.03.2026 12:48 β π 30 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
05.03.2026 21:49 β π 8469 π 2056 π¬ 98 π 95Told her I was busy, she tried to give me a leaflet. At that point I realised she was Labour (she hadnβt said upfront) and I told her I wasnβt interested. She said βitβs different locallyβ, I asked her to please leave. She asked who I was voting for and I closed the door on her.
09.03.2026 12:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve had that too. He also says heβs sure that the βoverwhelming majority of his colleagues agree that there can be no rolling back of rights wonβ, which heβs been saying for over a year and it gets less true every day.
09.03.2026 12:26 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just turned away a separate Labour canvasser, this time the candidate, who knocked on my door and then knocked again five seconds later when I hadnβt answered
09.03.2026 12:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0he already looked quite defeated, Iβm guessing itβs not going well
09.03.2026 12:05 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just turned a Labour canvasser away at the door lads
09.03.2026 12:04 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0politlcsuk Suggested for you Follow β’β’β’ NEW The Government is introducing reforms to stop extremism and radicalisation in universities - Updated guidance requiring risk checks on external speakers to combat "unlawful activities or support for terrorism" - Ensure universities report students to Prevent through new sanctioning powers for the Office for Students
Guess who this will be targeted at.
09.03.2026 10:20 β π 66 π 16 π¬ 11 π 2oh so does that mean they'll be looking at the finances and activities of the LGB Alliance and Sex Matters
09.03.2026 09:52 β π 81 π 12 π¬ 7 π 0Yes, why don't all Irish, English, Russian, Ukranian, Finnish and Lithuanian people all live together in one big country?
09.03.2026 10:01 β π 51 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0rewrite the Hippocratic Oath to specifically exclude Wes Streeting
09.03.2026 09:42 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Ours ends next month π«
09.03.2026 09:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
No report in the Guardian about a woman MP being attacked on International Womenβs Day by transphobic fascists after just a week in the job.
They have these βnewsβ items though