Steven Perkins

Edina: “I will not have my daughter thinking she’s so great because she uses public transport. Anybody can use public transport, darling!”
Saffron: “I know. That’s the point.”

hahaha I have no dirt whatsoever, I just didn’t rate her when she was on I’d Do Anything a million years ago

us military.... innocent children

nice 😎

INDEED

yank spotted

may she forever be haunted by that Cockney accent she attempted right in front of Barbara Windsor

well well well turns out I was right about Jessie Buckley all along

not that I’d expect this bozo to get it, but something can’t be “virtually unlimited” - it’s either unlimited, or it’s not, the same way you can’t have an almost infinite amount of something

Gru from minions pitching a plan: pitch to the right; force the electorate to pick between two blocs; become the second party in your bloc (at which he looks surprised and sad)

The media class in the UK and US seem so very strangely divorced from the populace right now.

There seemed to be an expectation that everyone would blindly support military action just because it would be too goddamn woke not to.

When I worked for a VW dealership, I had to put laminated cards on every single monitor with the NATO alphabet on it in a last ditch attempt to keep data relatively clean, having heard someone spell a customer's name, Quigley, over the phone to the DVLA beginning with "that's 'Q' for 'cucumber'".

as a former call centre guy I can probably recite the NATO alphabet faster than the regular one

Was weirdly thrown when I had to give my postcode on the phone just now and the person I was speaking to did not understand the NATO alphabet

Almost certainly from me, yes

Finally reading this essay that has been blowing up the Lesbian Internet and I cannot believe the concluding paragraph is real
www.autostraddle.com/lowkey-i-cho...

waiting for a delivery, tracker said it was 15 minutes away, so I figured I had time to shave before it arrived. So I slather shaving foam all over my face and guess what happens at that exact moment

I hope this smug fucker gets hit by a car

Remember, amongst the 'answers' Jones has come up with to improving people's lives is that removing £4,500 a year in welfare for disabled people was like him cutting his kid's pocket money

And they still wonder why they are hated

Spain denies US permission to use jointly operated bases to attack Iran Refusal to allow use of bases in Rota and Morón follows Pedro Sánchez’s condemnation of US-Israeli action

While UK Prime Minister and dead man walking Keir Starmer makes up some pathetic ass covering shit to justify doing whatever the US tells him, Spain told the US to fuck off when they were asked for exactly the same thing

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

you can't just call everything "preventative"

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Channel 4 streaming's homepage banner ad for Jonathan Ross's new show "Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing", featuring a bunch of people all handcuffed to somebody they don't like. The caption reads "Feelgood chaos as mismatched Brits are locked at the wrist for 24/7"

does "feelgood" mean something different? have I been using it wrong all this time?

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

We talk so much about social media bans for under-16s and so little about the far more pressing need for a social media ban for Kemi Badenoch

why not report the policies that Shaun the Sheep would implement as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, it’s about as likely to happen

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

not sure why I was even following this guy but the top post on my Instagram feed was some influencer complaining that everyone’s really been portraying Dubai as a dangerous place in the last 48 hours

I’m getting that this year, only with an undercurrent of sadness at the whole incredibly avoidable mess.