Meg Raminiak

Give it a few months…

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J.D.? Where ya at, buddy? Cat lady got your tongue?

If someone walks in to the wrong polling station, we text them turn-by-turn directions to the right one. Most poll workers will allow a ham sandwich to vote provisionally, so long as our vote totals come out correct at the end of the night. Otherwise we don’t get paid.

People. Go to your local county clerk office and sign up to be a poll watcher. I’m an election judge and I’m telling ya. We’re gonna need eyes and ears out there—and phones to record the fuckery. Do it legally as a poll watcher.

www.eac.gov/election-off...

Election judge, here. That’s our job! No need to request a provisional ballot if there’s a problem verifying your ID—we give it to you automatically. Of course provisional ballots are only counted if it’s a close enough race to matter.

Well look at you, Mr. Two! Thank you for shutting down the “kitten factory.” It is a great thing you do.

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Glad I got the deal in time. Nice pattern.

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Nice! Managed a three somehow.

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Mine looks like a ‘w’. Or a set of boobs.

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My pattern looks like a W. Or a set of boobs. I’m good with both those things.

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This one felt fun and easy. Hope this week is the same!

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My dad worked at the Livonia Ford plant for 40 years. Transmission and chassis division. Sounds like a fun day!

“Those who call the shots are never in the line of fire. Why, when there’s life out there for hire?”
—Ani DiFranco

City chicken? That gets a follow. Mom made this for social occasions growing up in Detroit suburbs and I’ve always loved it. We always thought it had Polish roots! Most people hear the name and say, “Huh?”

He’s being primaried in May. Guy named Damon Lynch. Vote with your wallet.

Congressman, please note how many reposts you’re getting in relation to how many “Likes” you are getting. That’s a very bad sign for you.

“Those who call the shots are never in the line of fire. Why, when there’s life out there for hire?”
—Ani DiFranco

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

My streak hit 139 today, 10 short of my record. Happy with a 3 today.

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Us in Ireland a few years back. My goofy, loud, Danish, sci-fi loving world-saving lawyer dude. We laugh. A lot. Often inappropriately.

Happily married for 22 years (which out of 30 ain’t bad.)

I could get behind that. I’ll warn you though—this one recently got sprayed directly in the face by a skunk. 3 baths later and she’s still a little game-y…

Phew! Process of elimination went very smoothly (I’ve been taking my fiber—hehe.)

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Poor decision on the part of Crockett/her team. Unforced error. Not comforting.

www.eac.gov/election-off...

Go to your county clerk and sign up to be a poll watcher. Not kidding. You have to respect the process, but you’re allowed to watch—as a partisan—to insure fairness at your polling location. I’m an election judge. We’re gonna need lots of eyes out there.

This one’s definitely on the Top Ten Dumbest Policies Before A Midterm Election list.

“You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proven to work? Medicine.”
—Tim Minchin

Trump seems rather enamored with young Zohran. I think he finds him just as appealing and charismatic as voters do. And the whole right wing socialist freakout doesn’t land with Trump because ideological details bore him. This guy is hot. He’s got “it.” That’s enough for Trump.