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Paul Dano talking to the press while Tarantino grimaces in the background like some kind of hobgoblin or troll

lmao

"ten hours straight... hes a machine"

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

good to know! i researched some options six months ago and i’m honestly afraid to look again. video editing + pc gaming have slightly different needs, but they both need RAM 😭

man i’m really upset i didn’t buy a video editing rig last year when i couldn’t afford to because now i REALLY can’t afford to, despite having more income now?? i love it here

this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild

The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago

Ahead of Kristi Noem’s visit to Chicago Saturday, immigration agents make show of force in west suburbs Federal immigration agents detained at least three people in the western suburbs Friday in a sudden burst of aggressive action.

Kristi Noem is in Chicago soon for a Christmas event. Federal agents chased a guy at a Cicero Menards, stopped folks on Berwyn streets and arrested at least three folks as a show of force ahead of it.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/05/k...

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

Just Six Corporations Remain

Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/

wait, don’t we have monopoly laws? is literally everything a lie? i know the answer. i’m trying to delete it. don’t @ me

I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.

What are we doing here folks

It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.

i constantly think i’m having a stroke because what i’m witnessing cannot be right

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is winter and pronounced kawlah

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Dan Wineman @dwineman@xoxo.zone You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. 🔗 Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.) Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM · · Mona for Mac https://xoxo.zone/@dwineman/115651788702895997

the moon rising over some mountains in a desert-y landscape

guys look at this picture of the moonrise my sister sent me 🥹

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

A table lamp with a stained glass shade depicting garfield's face (repeated three times). It's on a table next to a comfy armchair It is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

please enjoy this lamp made by quinnie pearl
quinnie.world

Relatable Corvid

sexy teen soap set at starfleet academy? why not! they should make every type of show star trek. moody scandinavian police procedural star trek. half-hour family sitcom starring worf. vulcan columbo

“Poems! Get your poems here!” I yell on the city street corner. No one stops. Snow begins to fall.

Does anyone out there enjoy their profession and feel good or at least neutral about their industry prospects? If so would you mind telling me what you do?

Who Shares the Restroom Code with ICE Agents? (3rd printing) This collection of questions is an invitation to think about situations we may encounter with ICE, a poetic rant against ICE, and a provocation for ICE’s allies.

Yo! If you missed the first two printings, tonight I cranked out 100 more copies of the Public Collectors booklet "Who Shares the Restroom Code with ICE Agents?" Still just $6.00 from the Half Letter Press webstore. Give the gift of FUCK ICE to someone you love. halfletterpress.com/who-shares-w...

oh hey perry bible fellowship 🫡 so glad to see you here

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”