L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

The birds don’t know that time changed. But we don’t know that the birds changed. IT IS UPON US

Your Animal Crossing islanders resent your long absence. In the resulting power vacuum, they’ve fomented a plan.

Three Datas in a time rift at the conclusion of the Star Trek TNG no episode, “we’ll always have Paris”

I’ve changed some of my clocks but not all of them and now I’m all like

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

I lived thru the end of public smoking. Early in my career I presented to city councils who were smoking, in front of audiences who were smoking.

Smoking in restaurants, airplanes, hospitals…

All of that seems insane now, but it was very controversial when we DID change it.

We CAN change things.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Well, what a wild ride this has been

Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

lmao hell yeah brother

man i forgot about how much peter griffin loves qualuudes

this is my good friend’s brother and i saw him do this show almost a year ago now. it is very very funny and i think you’ll enjoy it

i just…, need to try quaaludes

if i had three wishes i’d probably blow them all on quaaludes

hot sauce and energy drink aisle

One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results.

The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

Being a Normative Man seems 🔥 rn
Get up. Slather on beef tallow balm. Eat Man Cereal. Microbet. Nugenix w raw milk. Eat ungodly amount of liver. Listen to podcast. Bump American Badass in Cybertruck. Record podcast. Berate yourself for gooning. More liver. Watch Power Slap. Sleep. But w one eye open

Sam Reich of Dropout on Game Changer holding up a gold plaque saying "THIS BIT 10X". The caption says "You've done this bit 10 times."

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

i keep having the thought “well when the Second Coming doesn’t happen and they realize they were wrong…” and then i remember every Doomsday Cult that ever existed and i also remember who these guys are

this isn’t a criticism of the videos or the minions gifs. it’s a reeling back in horror from the banality of evil-type thing

good to know that if social media and the minions existed in the 1940s, there would be IG reels of concentration camps and the comments would contain gifs of crying minions

Fun fact: making thermonuclear bombs requires making an aerogel the military named FOGBANK

In 2000, they realized they'd forgotten how to make it, the whole process was all classified to hell and lost.

They had to reverse engineer it to refurbish the aging nukes.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fogbank

We have a literal Crusader running the military

a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

she is excited for spring!!!!

Temco drivers unionize despite stiff opposition — a first for a Home Depot subsidiary “We did have management telling us that we were going to lose our jobs and would shut down.”

For the first time ever, workers at a Home Depot company have unionized.

Drivers who deliver building materials for Home Depot’s Temco subsidiary have voted to join the Teamsters.

They did so despite a vicious anti-union campaign from Home Depot and Temco.

atlantaciviccircle.org/2026/02/25/t...

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?