"can't keep his pants clean"

“Oh yeah it’s how he likes to get off.” “No no, he’s not embarrassed if you watch he enjoys when people see him like this.”

Also like the idea of reinforcing it all the time even if it has only happened one time. "That was a year ago, you don't need to get the pad out every time I come over."

Like imagine someone being like "We put a pad on the couch for him cause you know once he has a couple of beers or gets engrossed in his game."

Resurfacing this yet again, because having a certain reputation is just so 🔥🥵

Buries face.

Never, I always have to keep wearing them. Otherwise I’d be buying new pants and undies all the time. 😏

Such a great shape all around, from the front to the back. Some real golden ratio stuff going on there.

Also imagine the looks and responses to this if it was happening in the same room as you.

Visually meh, aurally 😏

It's almost exactly like your video. 😜

"Kicks a fierce smell into the air." 🥵

There is a smell that every pants pooper knows... It's the smell of a laundered pair of underwear or pants that have been pooped in. There is no other way to describe it other than "these have been pooped in" smell. It's so damning.

Assuming what I think happens next.

Poor chair.

Knowing just enough about someone to absolutely roast them on here is so 👌

You assume it’s long enough to point down. This one has a lil nub that points forward.

I know, right? As much as I've been diaper brained while awake, I'm not actually dreaming about them. 🤷‍♂️

Ripe!

Slow and steady, the seat expands.

While I love a noisy pants filling, there is something about a completely silent one. It has a “I got away with it” feel for like a second. Then any movement kicks a fierce smell into the air. “Who shit themselves!?”

Kinda wanna be so diaper brained that I dream about wetting my diaper, but actually end up wetting the bed instead. 🥵

Just a little showing off before bed.

Well you’re hitting that note for sure. 😘

You’re so absurd sometimes, but that is also endearing.

So pathetic, but also endearing.

Husband is upstairs with his visitor. I was told to go play games with my friends. If they only knew the full story. ☠️

Reinforcing what’s already known. Setting it in stone. 🥵

The unamused expression makes it. Sooo good.

So 🔥

You know I’ll always connect about you’re preferred state: princess poopy pants.