"can't keep his pants clean"

😑

Yes, a lot of my pictures are in the hoarders nest/office basement. No, it’s not my mom’s basement. Yes, upstairs pictures happen primarily when my husband isn’t home. 🙃

It has come to my attention that my pictures give a real “living in mom’s basement vibe” and any non basement pictures must be “when mom isn’t home”. 😬 @mrplaydoh.bsky.social apparently likes the mom’s basement vibe though.

Car discussion: can a person develop a patina? Decidedly, yes, yes the can. 😏

I love a good body defying the mind situation. The immediate comparison is so obvious: "What are you a toddler?" The flip side of this is that after it happens once you can then be praised in that way for NOT doing it in the simplest of situations. "Good job on not wetting yourself today."

And yes I did it tonight which is why I’m talking about it.

One thing I like about pants pooping is that it requires no ceremony. You just do it when the feeling strikes, impromptu joy. Where as with a diaper, there is a bit more ceremony to it. There is a balancing act of getting some miles out of it before having to change.

Being the friend in the group that “shit himself”. It’s something you never can recover from. It will always be talked about. “Remember that time when he pooped your pants” “It was absurd but even more so the fact he had to ride home in the truck bed” “I wasn’t letting him stink up the interior”

So much zooming on this pic… “what’s this lil shit bringing?”

This is very clean for you.

"Oh he just needs a change that's his way of telling us."

Okay I finally found the right size.

You two are 🔥

Yeah I can wait to faceplant in that aqua region. 😏

Didn’t wear today, but I still want to show off. You know for the attention.

I talk a big game about appropriating undies... but you're more likely to encounter this version of me.

Or worse (maybe better for you) in my used one while I get a new one.

You'll just end up back in it.

Seeing as we're less than a week out... who's undies will I be appropriating next week?

I like the premise. What if “forcefully put” and “forced” changes to “manipulated”. 😵‍💫

Being manipulated into doing something, even if it is something you want to do is just so 🥵. "He knew he was being played, getting his buttons pushed, but he still wanted it." "Remember when I got you to do that thing. 😳"

I couldn’t help myself. Just like in so many other ways…

Yo’self. 😆

The lay person would think: “Oh that’s his batting stance.” Everyone on here knows: “He’s pooping.”

Sometimes people do a deep like on some post from months ago that I completely forgot about. Still relevant... I get a phrase stuck in my head, and I start quote searching. "Someone has to written some smut with this phrase, and I want to read it, among other things."

This is thing is like a hot air balloon 🎈 filled with warm but it ain’t air.

Yeehaw 🤠

Worth noting he'd likely laugh and roll his eyes if he actually saw what was happening. It was more he's not a fan of messing/messes AKA poop.

The other day I was humping the floor in my soggy, messy diaper. I thought I heard my husband coming. I ended up cringing in my diaper as I waddled away to the bathroom to hide. It was the wildest feeling.

Such rich soil/saturation lines!