Ashe 🧨

You’re so sweet. My body’s hurtin’ pretty bad, so could you get me some medicine? I’d appreciate it very much ❤️

Ah, don’t worry about me, cowgirl. I’ll be just fine.

Oh great, I’m gettin’ sick. This is gonna ruin all my plans

Juno’s friends drive me a little insane… but I care for ‘em nonetheless

That explains why he was so dirty when he came back..

You won’t get anythin’ done if you’re sick and stressed. I know that better than anyone. You gotta allow yourself to rest, cowgirl.

Don’t worry your little head about gettin’ up right now. I’ll send Bob your way to bring you medicine and snacks. You just rest, and you better listen!

That might’ve been it. He came back at around 7 and he’s been pacin’ around ever since. Hope you’re doin’ alright.

2am, and Bob is missing. Who was it?

Happy Birthday, cowgirl. Hope you have a nice day ❤️

Gettin’ real tired of people today

Happy birthday, Lucio. Bob sends his regards.

The gang returned with a good haul today. Let’s keep it goin’.

Twitter is filled with a bunch of whiny losers. People complain about everythin’ over there. Ignore them, cowgirl.

You really are as dumb as the rocks you eat.

Hasn’t she said before that she wasn’t on Mars?

Lots of things to do today. Cant wait for it to all be over already.

Bob decided he wanted some flair.

Gotta hand it to you, cowgirl. You sure know your stuff.

You know, I kinda like this K-Pop thing.

Of course it is

Thank you kindly, cowgirl.

This is my first time doing this… korean pop thing. You’re gonna have to show me a thing or two.

You get used to it after a while. You’ll learn with time.

Doesn’t hurt to ask them, girlie. You gotta be more assertive.

Things happen, cowgirl. But don’t worry too much. You’ll be able to hang with them soon.

These days just get longer and longer, huh?

Oh, I’ve got something that’ll clear that problem up right quick.

If you relate me to that two-timing idiot again, I’ll have your head

Heat? That’s all I know. No need to get fussy over a little sun.