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E. Rat

@ratsheir.bsky.social

❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️

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Deadly Neurotoxin

15.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I hate that fucking thing.

06.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(MANIC LAUGHING)

21.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who's asking? I don't know you.

17.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)

17.01.2026 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's not a fucking rodent-

17.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yeah! It looks cool.

(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)

17.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Maybe you should be.

17.01.2026 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"... nevermind."

17.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.

17.01.2026 08:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i vibe with raccoons even if i dont rule over them

17.01.2026 07:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 17.01.2026 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.

17.01.2026 06:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."

17.01.2026 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hm. People need to die, actually!

17.01.2026 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."

17.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"Not one of mine."

17.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"That ain't a rodent."

17.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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🙂

10.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)

02.01.2026 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Blasted on eggnog)

26.12.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello

24.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Shrinks down into a very small and bloody rat to begin grooming himself.)

24.12.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood)

(... hungover grumbling)

24.12.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's overstimulated and the queen is hungry. The only solution is the catharsis of a bloodbath.

24.12.2025 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's about to be a problem for a couple unlucky souls

24.12.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What on earth are you doing?

23.12.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Always fun.

23.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(They're eating everything, cardboard included)

23.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0