My daughter is on the honor roll

How's everyone doing today

U could pour milk

U could also pour orange juice in the tank

They edited down the original five amigos chevy chase, chase steve, steve martin, martin short, short chevy @ahafan88 (Mar 1, 2012)

Thirteen years of thinking abt the five amigos

Unemployment be like : "there are 200 callers ahead of you "
*operator picks up in 5 mins later*

Shout out to these lorazepams from 2017

Question, and feel free to not answer this if it makes u uncomfortable. I just get the feeling there aren't 4-5 giant rodcon hats, I think it's just 1 giant hat

I love when my dog steps on my foot. Like ??????????? Btich

My theory is they're discarded fruit roll up pieces filled with a juice--- but why?

How were gushers invented ? I intend to find out

Sorry to all the people I've forgotten to text back over the years

pterodactyl mcnugettes

Classic eurorack behavior

Everyone at this wedding I'm working is really tall

First they take seekonk showcase....now this ;_____;

hi everyone with all my medical stuff this month i'm broke not going to make rent and almost out of food any help would really be appreciated i'm sorry for doing this but i'm pretty fucked thank you for reading
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
gofund.me/951a9de7

Doctor just made me DRINK something

Yikes was accidentally on the discover page

Every day is a little rapture :) don't be sad

California license plate with text "SEXY GL".

Customer: IM A SEXY GIRL
DMV: SEXY

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Wtf

If someone buys me silent hill F I will play it on stream til it is complete....maybe in one go, who knows , the world is our oyster

The only person I can successfully romance in this god damn game is the f-ing chicken

Please tell ht thank u from me

Please say hi to all the rodcon attendees from me

🚂 RodCon 2025: A Rodney Berry Train Adventure is back on track and headed to Santa Monica tomorrow, Saturday September 20th 😤 We’re still riding the train! 🚂 We’re still going to the beach! 🏖️ We’re still painting rocks! 🪨 🖌️ We’ll see you tomorrow because RodCon cannot and will not be stopped! 🚂

Many have wondered....

Finally saw the new superman. It's a masterpiece......

Oh god oh no

You're so welcome