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Ben McFarlane

@bmcfarln.bsky.social

Chiefs Jayhawks Hawkeyes Royals. The 'fun' parent (wife is smarter than me). Big 'ol lib.

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Let's see, I can eat shit as the DHS secretary for two years executing a wildly unpopular immigration agenda or I can cruise to a six year term as senator in one of the reddest states in the country this fall...

05.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New rule: you get an auto bid if you have 30 wins, regardless of what you do in the conference tournament

05.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's important to have goals

04.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great job, Grant!

04.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love isn't going to be there at 9, just have to get some pass rush.

04.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't feel good for 29 alone but now with that extra 5 and 6 Veach has some extra picks to trade up a little as is his tendency. Or use to bring in a guy who flamed out at his first organization.

04.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tell the dean you need KU-branded "sex crimes" shirts sold in the school merch store.

03.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may not like it, but this is what peak trading cards look like

03.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"fatly" is my favorite adverb in the English language

03.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

#1

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Success kid

Success kid

When my form 1099-INT has $5.49 of income

28.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service

24.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the Raisin.

23.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When he first got re-elected, I thought to myself that it probably would've been better for him to just win in 2020 without giving his people time to plan the dismantling of the federal government. Now I understand that 2020 created a hole in his soul he'll never fill. He will die mad about it.

23.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We were just discussing that... SAUSAs don't get paid all that much!

19.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Normies had an okay time in 2017-2021?

Normies had an okay time in 2017-2021?

18.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, this sucks. I want freebird in its entirety but I'd settle for that first guitar solo.

17.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is unworkable

15.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO

15.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream ALT: a man standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream
14.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"currently running for Texas Railroad Commission on a vow to fight radical Islam" is a phrase directly out of an Onion headline

14.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This Weeks Onion Magazine: β€˜I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

This Weeks Onion Magazine: β€˜I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

This Weeks Onion Magazine: β€˜I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

13.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4115    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 12

This is dope

11.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give me a break!

11.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all falling into place for us now

10.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is

A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.

That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

10.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4324    πŸ” 1936    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 160

I do think Arizona is going to bury us alive in Tucson, especially now, but it's great for AFH to show out like that

10.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two things I'm confused about:

1. Is Darryn Peterson playing?

2. Has Arizona lost a game yet this year?

10.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0