S. The Galactic Gecko

Your math isn't mathing.
Not only are ypu wrong on how much air one adult tree produces but also on how much one adult human needs.
Doubt you know much about your mission.

14 is more than 13.
So...

There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the hoax.
The Toad was framed.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Obey the Toad.
Question nothing.
Forget everything.

Ribbit eternal.

a picture of a man with the words anything 's possible on it ALT: a picture of a man with the words anything 's possible on it

It does sound like something they would do.
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‘Heck of a job’: Kristi Noem hammered in vicious attack from Texas newspaper As the horror of the Texas floods continues to reverberate around the state, a major newspaper’s editorial board aimed a brutal attack on the Donald Trump government’s response.And it saved a particul...

Krusty Gnome can't keep her job and SHOULD be charged.

Her deliberate delay in approving necessary emergency response during the Texas flood cost lives. She literally has blood on her hands.

www.rawstory.com/texas-flood-... #kristinoem #noem #texas #flood #floods #fema #dhs #texasflood #tx #uspoli

There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.

fry from futurama is shown in a close up ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up

No claws, no suction tips...
They cant be trusted.

It was this gem. Im sorry but i had to include the audio 🤣

Mortals!
You always blamed us, the lizards, the scaled watchers, the wall dwellers.
But it was never us.

It was the Toads!
Hypnotic. Blinking.
Croaking lies through gilded teeth and golden towers.
You laughed…
and now you leap, entranced.

The truth was always in plain sight.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.

There are no Epstein files.
There was no island.
There were no girls.
There was no flight log.
There is only the Deal.
The Deal is good.
The Toad is wise.
The Toad is truth.

Ribbit. Obey. Forget.

#EpsteinClientList
#EpsteinFiles
#DonaldTrump
#CheetoCaesar
#hyonotoad

The stars still align sometimes.

Something like this...

After a short cosmic break i am back with the only known footage from Epstein's public access sing-along pilot. Aired only once.

#CheetoCaesar #donaldtrump #jeffreyepstein #AlanDershowitz #epsteinfiles #maga

Supertramp. On a Sunday

Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.

A.I. photo: President Donald Trump in a tank at his birthday parade, which was an abject failure. He wears a diaper and a sign that says "I spent 45 million dollars to be a loser."

I know there's a lot going on but let's take a moment to say "Congratulations, Donald Trump!"

Cuz no matter how many times you bomb Iran we'll never forget the $45 million military birthday parade you gave yourself. Even though it was a big failure.

#uspoli #nato #israel #army #usaf #marines #navy

The New York Times is holding a moving picture ballot for this century? Jolly good!

BLACKSMITH SCENE 1894
THE SPRINKLER SPRINKLED 1895
THE HAUNTED CASTLE 1896
THE X-RAY FIEND 1897
SOMETHING GOOD 1898
THE MANIAC BARBER 1899
DUEL TO THE DEATH 1898
CINDERELLA 1899
THE DREYFUS AFFAIR 1899

A hatchling condor on a white towel. it has downy feathers and it's head skin is kinda wrinkly

With everything LA has gone through in the last few months (and couple of years), let's celebrate the hatching of:

TEN CALIFORNIA CONDORS!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to the team at the Los Angeles Zoo!!!

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This is what the rest of the universe saw.

A couple of universal truths

- The longer the procession, the shorter the sword.
- Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power.

#maga #trump #parade #potus #GOP #sadparade

They look tasty.

Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power.

#trump

The longer the procession, the shorter the sword.

Screenshot of Acyn post: Donald Trump at performance of Les Misérables is asked whether he feels closer to Valjean or Javert. He answers “That’s tough, I don’t know.”

This makes total sense.

Of course he can’t choose, he is both a convicted criminal AND a vindictive prick.

If not for mice who dash and dart
You’d host a ghoul with moldy heart
They nibble crumbs and make no fuss
I'm glad it’s mice who live with us

No no, it is Manho. Tom Manho. Based on his looks it is very likely the truck stop Manho family line. Strong jaw, big mouth....

It is official.
#elonmusk said #realDonaldTrump is proudy and shows him attitude.

#TrumpVsMusk #TrumpIsProudy #FriendshipEnded #Tesla #MAGA

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