Unk

Fuck it.

I’m gonna go get high and listen to something cheery like death metal.

Kind of dig Crosstown Theater doing a horror series in the middle of spring.

Baby Jesus ain’t fixing that.

The Unk misses The Peter.

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Responsible party.

Sometimes people wonder what happened to Ol’ Unk.

Unk tried to help. He really did. He went underground.

He was loyal.

Past tense verbs are important.

But Peter, do you really believe Kleiman makes the decisions?
Do… you… really believe this?

I don’t think you do. Because you’re smart, insightful… and gosh darn it… handsome to boot.

No. But his accountant sure as fuck does. 😏

The Cullen’s sarcasm is justified. And warranted.

The Peter is correct.

Sure… there are injuries.
Sure… there’s a talent gap.

But there’s also an effort gap.

And the interim coach is an incompetent motherfucker.

This is so disgusting I can’t even say anything bad about One Brow Tony Brothers.

“This is BULLSHIT!” - Lionel Hollins

👍👍👍

Three officials.
On time.
Assigned by.. you know.

Ed Malloy (#14) 😬
Brett Barnaky (#36) 👍
Che Flores (#91) ❓

POR @ MEM

The Unk detects a faint whiff of fuckery in the air.

Eric Hoffer explains this in his work True Believer.

Recommended reading.

3 officials.
Probably on time.
Assigned by… you know.

Scott Foster #48
JT Orr #72
Brandon Schwab (WHO?!?) #86

PHI @ MEM

As per usual, there will be three officials.
They’ll probably show up on time.
They have been assigned by the NBA.

Courtney Kirkland #61
Tre Maddox #23
CJ Washington #12

DEN @ MEM

The Unk has a cup. The Unk wears it to protect himself when someone attempts to kick The Unk in the ballz.

Mitchell Ervin is polite.

That could be the nicest thing Unk has ever said about an official.

All good here and we shall see.

We have three officials.

They’ll probably show up on time. (They usually do.)

And yes… they have been assigned by the NBA.

Mitchell Ervin (#27)
Nick Buchert (#3)
John Conley (#56)

DEN@MEM

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Live shot.

Once again… Stevie ain’t blind.

Is referring to certain referees as Equis asinus allowed?

The best times.

The Unk concurs.

The Unk identifies as such.

Is The Unk really f***ing doing this again?