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Review of DADDY by the lovely Veronica :)
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Uh, once you've won the Nobel Prize for Literature I'm not sure you get to call yourself a "new author" anymore dude. Sorry. I don't make the rules.

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A lovely review of GIRL: www.tiktok.com/@spooky_loz/... #splatterpunk #extremehorror #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorbooktok #crowleybarns

I’ll keep it quiet! Shhh whisper it to me!

What is it? :)

vm.tiktok.com/ZGdMS5unC/ The amazing Eve on TikTok reviewed my new book GIRL. Check out her channel for tons of #splatterpunk and #extremehorror recs!

Get DADDY (Book 1): mybook.to/CrowleyBarns...
Get GIRL (Book 2): mybook.to/crowleygirl
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Oh fuck 🫠

GOOD GIRL.

Your namesake (Cassie-Oh-Kay) is in this one a whole bunch!
Gotta “warn” ya…there’s a lot more sex and violence in this one lol.
I’m guessing you’ll be okay with that hahaha

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The paperback version of my new book "GIRL" the sequel to "DADDY" is out now. Get Girl here: mybook.to/crowleygirl

And if you missed DADDY, it's here: mybook.to/CrowleyBarns...

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Still looking for more Extreme (or splatterpunk!) space horror!
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Yep looks good. All of mine are black and red haha.

Ohhh. I forgot I already noticed your name dammit. My brain broke haha.

Haha. Soyoung is such a good girl though!
(Well… she started that way anyway haha. She is getting badder lol.)

Oh your name is Cassie! Cassie is a character in GIRL haha.

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I forgot the cover! Here's my GIRL.

Might as well say a little more :) This book is non-stop insanity from word one. But, it'll seem too OTT if you haven't read DADDY first, so I suggest you do that if you haven't already!

DADDY: mybook.to/CrowleyBarns...
GIRL: mybook.to/crowleygirl

The crazy fam of Daddy, Soyoung, Maddie, Lisa are back. It's Soyoung's 19th, so they get the best gift EVER: They kidnap her favorite influencer.

But biker gangs, rednecks, and Soyoung's evil mom are gonna mess stuff up.
This is Daddy 10x.
NON-STOP blood, sex, + plot.

GIRL: mybook.to/crowleygirl

DADDY: He’s not a helicopter parent. He’s an Apache Gunship parent. When he finally lets Soyoung go to her 1st sleepover, of course he's tracking her phone. BUT SHE'S NOT WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

DADDY IS GOING TO GET HER BACK.

DADDY: mybook.to/CrowleyBarns...

LOTS of sex and violence.

My new book "GIRL" sequel to "DADDY" is out!
Nonstop mayhem. Definitely recommend reading DADDY 1st tho, or you'll be like WT-ACTUAL-F... Daddy will make ya say that too. But GIRL is 10x lol.

1. DADDY: mybook.to/CrowleyBarns...
2. GIRL: mybook.to/crowleygirl

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Yeah. Some of us write it too haha. #splatterpunk #extremehorror
No need to be appalled :) Most writers and readers in the genre are quite lovely!

I love the title haha

Ahhh I see. That does make sense!

Nice.
When I was growing up my school had tons of peacocks.
They were very noisy and kinda disruptive... great if you wanted quills though!

HI!
BTW have you ever considered changing your name from "Reed Alexander" to "Write Alexander"??
Make nominative determinism work for YOU!

Surely "...a PART of the world..." :)
We have other mighty topics of contention in other places, such as whether huge landowners should pay the same taxes as the plebs.

But as an avid follower of US politics for more than 20 years, I gotta say, you guys are REALLY messed up now :( Dark times.

Yeah! Read and write :)

Well the readers of category romance would disagree as would the Romance Writers of America and other professional orgs. Note I’m only talking about category romance. Not the general concept :)
Kinda like how a sandwich has to have bread—if it doesn’t, it’s gonna make sandwich fans unhappy lol.