elf ᡣ𐭩

i buy plushies off children’s websites and then they think i have kids or smth

just got cut off by a jehovah’s witness…. you gotta be kidding me

the kylie jenner perfume smells good :(

the only reason i’d willingly be in indiana is for my best friend 🫶🏻

give in

does anyone know if my friends will love me tomorrow

so sorry to interrupt you i just have to go take my 2 tablespoons of sea moss and my yerba mate ozempic and my skinny tea collagen supplement

packed a bikini for my LA trip as if i’m going to let it see the light of day

whoever gets to marry me is so so lucky and i don’t even care for saying that because it’s true.

about to listen to vivaldi at planet fitness

no one at sheetz knows i’m rejecting men in my texts rn

the brownish grey snickers vein of salmon’s underboob always makes me nervous

pop music is so good and particularly carly rae’s pop music and it’s just so unfair her flowers are NEVER delivered

i love holding my owala like an old time old lantern around the house

you know the food good af when the restaurant hasn’t updated their website since covid

atreus in god of war fr looks so much like tyler joseph it’s all i see LMAO

y’all ever cry bc park jisung is famous now? new cherry notes episode is live!! we talk about jingle ball, our spotify wrapped, and introduce a new segment :) go listen & happy holidays from your favorite podcasters 💚 @silvox.bsky.social

bit.ly/m/Cherry-Notes

i love when em finds us a new group to stan and goes “i’m in a bad place”

kprofiles being that place

like ooooooh girl she’s actually happy with her life and friends ….

sometimes i feel myself sliding into the “life is the worst im depressed and shit sucks” mentality or vocabulary because it historically has been “funny” and relatable but like it really just isn’t even true for me 90% of the time anymore

i’m low on stock so sometimes 6 potstickers is a meal

that’s just the best movie ever man

interstellar tonight in imax babyyyy

astrobot is the best game ever i’m sobbing 😭

pizza is so cool cuz it exists

i’m sorry my dad was a pisces

cancers are the safest ones though

my concert lineup for next year be like:

kino
psychic fever
aespa
taemin
nct 127
pierce the veil x2
keshi
my chemical romance

🫶🏻

ANYTHING FOR HIS WIFE !!!