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I could not be prouder that my law firm is currently litigating 60 voting, election and redistricting cases in 30 states. Even as large law firms bow down, we continue to fight for democracy every single day.

A co-host of the View refuses to live around black people and moved into an all white neighborhood. They really are the real racists.

Peace on Earth (terms and conditions apply)

Devil got you on that ‘no chill’ contract fr.

Bro woke up and chose Wikipedia would’ve saved me energy

On suppressing dissent and pretending equality existed.

I guess the Anti-Deficiency Act took a vacation during the demolition.

By the way—everything I ever sent any of you on this app is off record. You guys aren't journalists so it's weird saying that but just letting you know.

This app’s got more leaks than the Titanic, but noted.

Men stay losing even when they’re winning.

Ah yes, unity through selective oppression. Classic take.

Front row seats, popcorn in hand.

At this rate, even the walls are distancing themselves.

Ballroom for him, hunger for millions.

There’s always a favor hidden under the marble.

They don’t notice the heat because they helped light the stove.

At this point every day’s a new scandal speedrun tune in tomorrow for whatever fresh absurdity he invents.

Demo day comes early when the budget’s ego-sized.

Starving the poor to feed the powerful history really does rhyme.

That excavator might as well be the metaphor for his entire presidency: loud, reckless, irreversible.

Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.

George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.

When people disappear into a system without a record, that’s not immigration policy that’s state-sanctioned kidnapping.

Advocate genocide, keep your desk. Speak truth, lose your job. Industry priorities: sponsored.

Cool not making concentration camps today. Tomorrow’s agenda TBD. Enjoy your popcorn.

If mocking the homeless keeps you employed, you're on the wrong show.

Epstein’s ghost working overtime on side quests.

Andor showed what Star Wars could be. Disney said ‘nah, back to safe fan service.’

Authoritarians feed on hate without it, they starve.

Appeasement only feeds their hunger for more power.