Kylie Minotaur

This the absolute best “let’s remember some guys” lineup ever other than maybe the 2013 Lakers. Robert Sacre clears.

Lmao Max Landis may be the worst person ever at pretending to be not Max Landis.

John Fruciante’s guitar in that song is absolutely fire though.

Do you really think the birds want to share that lonely view with Anthony Kiedis?

Jim Carrey I guessed asked for the “Art Deco Statue but kinda like a ventriloquist doll” face structure and they nailed it.

I’m just passing through

It’s not sub 10 hours, it sticks within you for the entire rest of your life.

the only GI Joe movie we’ll ever need.

Thank god. We needed his vision and genius to make a GI JOE MOVIE

dude’s neck is just elite level.

Sonny Styles just looks like an athlete from 1983 who dominated. Hall of Famer confirmed.

he’s the GOAT. I don’t care who knows it. Just the best poster God created.

I’m slightly taller but I am so 100% Billie Joe Armstrong coded (without the early 90s speed addiction)

Saw you from across the bar and really liked your energy.

his fastball is 102 mph and it’s right on the corner of the strike zone.

I actually witnessed a guy hitting on some random girl at the DMV and it was so horrible because no one could go anywhere lol.

“GET THIS GUY’S DRIVERS LICENSE ALREADY”

*leaning over to the girl next to me waiting at the DMV winking the entire time*

“Guhhh so excited in a couple days it’s finally international women’s month”

Milan 3 turns after making an alliance with you.

The game AI not weird freak current AI.

I’m watching this guy on YouTube who just narrates AI Total War games (which I played constantly as a teenager) with a very relaxing voice and this is my therapy.

I’m out on snow. This account is officially anti-snow.

To be honest if I was a drunk hockey player after winning the gold medal and Trump FaceTimed me there is no way in the world I am not answering that lmao.

some guys are just not afraid to tell it like it is

This. Is. Epic. For. The. Win.

after considering this the entire day I think I’ll finally say it, Connor McDavid simply can’t win the big one.

Hahahahaha Sam Bennett you absolute loser.

🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

Team Canada is not full of allies, and they also have maybe the 3 dirtiest players on the league on their team. It’s ok to want things to get better.

Self loathing Americans just know Canada’s goaltender has tweeted shit like this