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@billyptx.bsky.social

Fulltime RVer living my best life. USAF veteran. NO DMs unless you want to talk liberal politics. If you only have pictures of you and your boobs or butt, Iโ€™m going to mute and/or block.

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Latest posts by billyptx.bsky.social on Bluesky

I had a colonoscopy today and dispute my wifeโ€™s assertion, the doctor did not find my head.

09.12.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explain to me the difference between bailing out Farmers at a cost of $12 billion because of tariffs (something they voted for) and $12 billion to forgive student loans (most of which had paid their principal amount but still owed more than the principal because of usury practices).

09.12.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Thanksgiving

27.11.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoa! Iโ€™ve been boycotting Tractor Supply because I thought they were anti-gay.

25.11.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Navy removes signs claiming a Mexican beach is USย territory The Mexican Navy has removed six warning signs planted by the U.S. on Mexican territory in the border state of Tamaulipas.

Anyone believe the the US Military can pinpoint a guided missile from 5000 miles to an inch from the target and yet not be able to put a sign on the north side of the Rio Grande?

Noโ€ฆ neither do I.
mexiconewsdaily.com/news/beach-w...

mexiconewsdaily.com/news/beach-w...

21.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MBS is only 6โ€™ tall

20.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In retrospect, we should have put a Cracker Barrel logo on the White House.

25.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever the press says that something is happening at the White House, can we normalize saying โ€œat whatโ€™s remaining of the White Houseโ€?

25.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#noKings
#Texas
La Grange, TX
Texas is turning yโ€™all.
@maddow.msnbc.com

18.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@maddowblog.msnbc.com @maddow.msnbc.com made no mention of the racist that died last week.

#maddow #movingOn #ThankYou

16.09.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give him a break, his eyes donโ€™t look in the same direction so itโ€™s hard for him to understand movement around him.

12.09.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we get Karoline Leavitt to say โ€œYeah, thatโ€™s the ticketโ€ after every answer during a press conference?

10.09.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who knew that when Donald Trump said, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" He meant he could be found to be a pedophile and Republicans wouldnโ€™t care.

10.09.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey Fox News, Seattle ainโ€™t burning and itโ€™s a happy, happy place.

30.08.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumpโ€™s Crackdown Spreads to Arresting Firefighters as They Tackle Wildfires Two contract firemen battling Washingtonโ€™s Bear Gulch blaze appear to have been targeted.

This is disgraceful, disgusting, despicable and against Department of Homeland Security policy that ICE and CBP generally wonโ€™t conduct immigration enforcement at disaster response locationsโ€”like evacuation areas, shelters, or aid distribution sites.

www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-crack...

28.08.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading a logo is woke.

22.08.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI can be fun!

Throw on some A1 sauce and we have a MAGA sandwich.

15.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s going to be incredibly hard to get a major indictment for a BS charge like this when the donโ€™t bring actual witnesses in the court.

15.08.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone still watch Morning Joe? I quit when he bended the knee to Trump. I suspect they are going easy on him.

13.07.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sitting around waiting for Rudy Giuliani to show up for a press conference.

12.07.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

04.07.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump says he'll host a UFC fight on White House grounds next year President Trump plugged a "championship" UFC fight on the White House grounds next year.

Because nothing means 250 years of self-rule than a UFC fight on the White House lawn.

www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-u...

04.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17 Million US citizens losing healthcare and the closing of thousands off of rural hospitals is just minutiae and immaterial to VP Vance.

02.07.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lot of bluster by Abbott, lot of cost to taxpayers. Seems normal for Republicans who have been in charge of the state for more tha 3 decades.

17.06.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What happened to freedom of expression? Even journalists should be able to hold an opinion.

08.06.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So this happened today.

I backed my truck into a parking place at a restaurant, I hopped out and noticed I was slightly crooked. I said to myself (under my breath) โ€œI did a crappy job parking.โ€

And Siri replied, โ€œThatโ€™s not nice.โ€

Yes Apple is always listening.

21.05.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Republican โ€œbig beautiful billโ€ has $500 Billion in Medicare cuts. They do this without mentioning Medicare but their cuts to Medicaid and ACA, automatically trigger large Medicare cuts.

CBO confirms this during their rating.

21.05.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drug dealers are know to carry large amounts of cash.

27.04.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DEFUND

SPACE X......

26.04.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 805    ๐Ÿ” 296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Dan Berulis is an fโ€™ing hero.

16.04.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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