Yours truly reading
Poster for the Asbury book cooperative comedic personal essay contest.
Had a lot of fun with the other finalists at the Asbury Book Co-Op event Saturday night. Read from my essay “Lobsternacht.”
09.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yours truly reading
Poster for the Asbury book cooperative comedic personal essay contest.
Had a lot of fun with the other finalists at the Asbury Book Co-Op event Saturday night. Read from my essay “Lobsternacht.”
09.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
08.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 2695 🔁 587 💬 32 📌 37
I truly have difficulty nowadays, deciding what is grifting nonsense, and what is just lazy pseudo-scientific thinking. It’s so angry making.
The thing I try to beat into my trainees most is that you are a scientist first, and don’t have the luxuries of lazy thinking or unsupported beliefs.
Oz was pushing colloidal silver? He needs his license revoked, if he even still has one.
07.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cover of We Make You Feel Sane, depicting, a man and woman sitting on the hood of a car illuminated by headlights, backed by Jersey Shore rides
Back cover and blurb from the forthcoming novel We Make You Feel Sane.
Awaiting proofs of my debut novel, We Make You Feel Sane. I feel like a kid at Christmas. After publishing a ton in my field, this is unknown territory! Cover art from Jeffry Everett below. You know his work from @gaslightanthem.bsky.social posters, and a bunch of other cool bands.
06.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Neon lights Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh I'm
The Cult
Of Personality
Check out Albanese bears, tropical flavor, unfrozen. Sublime.
05.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very well done. I’ve enjoyed it.
05.03.2026 12:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A diatribe on the dysfunction of LinkedIn
Among my favorite commentaries on LinkedIn
04.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This guy had one of the wildest interviews I have ever read in Tape Op magazine a couple of years ago. Seek it out. It is mind- bending.
02.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There is no evidence that ivermectin works as a treatment for cancer.
Looks like Starmer just announced you are, too. None of this is good.
02.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This week's cover @thelancet.com
26.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 3118 🔁 1456 💬 44 📌 80I need an iPhone app where any scammer agent that says the word “credit” gets immediately disconnected. Whatcha got, people?
26.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shim the cleat.
25.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More commonly, we use “syndrome” when we don’t know WTF is going on. But “complex” is right up there, too! 😂
24.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello, students. Meet your blue exam book. You will have three hours to complete this exam.
24.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is really interesting!
23.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tomatoes. Fruit that tastes like a vegetable. Underhanded.
23.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every academic, in particular, every academic who suddenly discovered that they were a token interviewee in a hiring process that had already been decided, should read Tobias Wolff’s short story “In the Garden of the North American Martyrs.” Just brilliant.
22.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you eat them faster you can get to 10 before it hurts / you develop dysentery!
22.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big Phil Energy^TM
22.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can pay using NFT’s.
21.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a very well written description of the mostly unexamined drive I feel to make and share my art. The more anti-culture gets pushed at me the more compelled I feel to make my own
18.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 213 🔁 47 💬 10 📌 0Look at that reach for the line! Born competitor!
18.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not as thrilling as the dog on the downhill course, but extra style points for congeniality and being a good boy when met by the race marshal.
18.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The thing management fails to realize as they replace workers with “cheap” AI is that once they fire everyone, and that talent pool loses its skillset, the AI companies are going to jack up the prices to cost even more than their workers do.
That’s the scam. It’s not complex.
Yes. Before vaccines, too.
17.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fellow scientists, please help me share this to our colleagues on other platforms.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Would love a good mechanical typewriter. I keep seeing crummy ones around.
15.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0