Jane Lane ✨ ebbonita - Bluesky Statics

Deserve a great date night that ends in the nastiest way.

08.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 63 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 12

I’M SAT 😂🔥

08.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As you should … you deserve it 🫂🫶🏾✨

08.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeahh, Imma have to slide to blerdcon next year ✨

08.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the voice of Hood Toji, “AWWH YEAHH” 🔥 this is tough

08.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really not interested in reality today.

28.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 159 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1

Everyday it’s more bad news about the world going to shit. Do whatever the fuck you want and live life to the fullest without regrets.

28.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 40 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Rest is your right.

Not a reward.

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27.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 61 🔁 39 💬 1 📌 2

Worried about my body count when you should be worried about my body count

27.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 179 🔁 28 💬 5 📌 19

Especially from a man that bankrupted a casino twice!

27.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 53 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 2

Anxiety is a raggedy bitch and it can go to HELL!

27.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 36 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

All the girls SITTING PRETTY 😍

26.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 126 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 12

it’s BAFFLING on so many levels, but mostly it’s the fact that the ‘black people just need to show grace and get over it’ schtick is still the shockingly steadfast default setting for most of the globe 🫩

25.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Whoopy Dee Doo ⛷️ Whoopy Dee Doo ⛷️ 😂

25.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just getting caught up on the whole ordeal but it’s sooo insane !

25.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These are facts ! I’m so excited for Is God Is

24.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Literally EVERYTHING

24.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 21 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😭

24.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

homer simpson standing on a printer holding a Haitian flag with both hands, grinning.

Nobody:

Me, someone with no Haitian ancestry:

24.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 46 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 6

I love music so much

20.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 42 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 2

19.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I gotta move more like I know who the fuck I am. No more settling for less than I deserve.

18.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 81 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 2

Just wanna sleep in but i have so much to do

18.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know who I was fighting in my sleep but they got some paws on em. My body sore like i got jumped or sum fr 😵‍💫

18.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to be happy and have peace. I hope this helps.

17.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Love seeing all these beautiful black couples 🥰

14.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

ALT:

Having 5 Valentine arrangements to make and no Valentine … type type 😂

14.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy love dayyy 🥰

14.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.

09.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 172 🔁 87 💬 3 📌 24

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