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Robert’s clearly joking, Leah.

YouTube video by Gary Bauman 60 Minutes CECOT

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It’s really depressing the difference in responses I get when I present myself as male instead of female on the internet….

a girl is laying on the ground in the rain . Alt: a girl is laying face down on the ground in the rain

Found out a guy I was interested in is a trumpie

I’m ngl cancelling Disney+ was painful asf bc of all the Star Wars content on there, but it had to be done.

Not weird at all for this mutant-

Yknow maybe The Left doesn’t have a line on helping men get laid is because the idea thar men are owed sex and need to be provided for in this way is inherently sexist fascist coded

Ngl this has soured me quite a bit on bluesky. I was already thinking it was quite boring and too cringe libbed up…

@moderation.bsky.app dawg what is this 💀

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

I wanted to see if there were valorant trading cards and 99% of the listings on eBay are AI anime waifu porn 💀 did find a sick fade card though

Damn that snack wrap from McDonald’s really is ass. So different from what I remembered it being. The chicken they’re using now is abysmal

I know that summerween is just a marketing tactic to get us to buy more shit, but like I love Halloween so I’ll let this one slide. Christmas in July though? I’ve always thought that was dumb as hell

I used to hate the idea of this, but after many failed books, AKA wastes of time, I’m about ready to start doing it

The GREASE logo from the major motion picture Grease; my hair is greasy

me, the nights i don't wash my hair: yeah it's not that dirty i'll wash it tomorrow

my hair by 11:43am the next day:

The really nice thing about the high republic is that it’s waaaaay too much of a commitment for right wing shitheads to hateread, so the fandom is pretty great. No fandom is perfect ofc, but it really does feel like an oasis in a land of shit

Officials There was a nearly identical set of subordinate officers at each level:[43] Supreme Grand Wizard – president Klaliff – vice president (from Caliph) Klokard – lecturer (from Kloran and kard, meaning "teacher") Kludd – chaplain (from Culdee)[44] Kligrapp – secretary (from chirographer) Klabee – treasurer (supposedly derived from kaba, "to keep", and kees, an Egyptian coin) Kladd – "conductor", in charge of initiating new members Klarogo – inner guard, sergeant-at-arms (from caveo and "interrogate") Klexter – outer guard (from ken and "external")[45] Nighthawks – couriers

How the hell does the Klan take itself seriously? These are the dumbest names I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't get away with this shit in a D&D game without the entire table roasting me. Dumb assholes

Y’all my poor neighbor got cheated on 💀 she’s been playing “before he cheats” on repeat and singing it at the top of her lungs

At least I assume that’s what happened, idk why else someone would do that. Unless she just really likes that song idk

I should have put sex trafficking of minors, but yall know what I mean

I find it very telling that the one time he aligns with Trump, it’s to do with minor sex trafficking. This is a guy who wrote a bunch of minors having an orgy in one of his books btw

My intuition has always been off about this guy. Anytime I brought it up I would get jumped, so I became quieter about it. I tried to give him another chance after the election bc like it or not, he’s one of the biggest voices opposing Trump in the public eye, but no more.

Hey man, what’s this? Funny how you’re saying this on X and not here on bluesky. Wouldn’t want your mainly liberal fanbase getting suspicious, huh? 🤔

A black bird stands on some cracked concrete, looking upwards at camera. The angle, its stance and its plumage - white eyes are the only let-up from the black - makes the bird look thoroughly pissed off

The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life

💖

I finally watched thunderbolts and overall I liked it, but damn taskmasters death felt so cheap and like they’re trying to pander to the manbabies that threw a fit over her

FLOOF

I bought some AirPods Max like a year ago cause they were on sale and honestly Apple should be embarrassed putting that product out. Sound quality and noise cancellation are great, but everything else? For that price point? There’s SO many issues.

Sus of anyone celebrating too hard today