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@teddykelp.bsky.social

They/He chaotic bisexual

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ed teach is going to the bar in full leather and he's ordering a shirley temple.

13.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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I saw this meme and had to save it, since it perfectly encapsulates how the right wing thinks free speech only means what they say, and everyone should like what they say.

13.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dani...

30.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

30.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16560    πŸ” 1997    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 64
Seven cats seemingly convened for a meeting on a patch of grass just outside a forest

Seven cats seemingly convened for a meeting on a patch of grass just outside a forest

what in the cat conclave is going on here

02.07.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6569    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 417    πŸ“Œ 93
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Something the Mamdani win demonstrates is the extent to which the reigning cadre of ancient, establishment, centrist Dems think it’s more important to be on good terms with their GOP colleagues than it is to represent their own voters, and how thoroughly sick of this literally everyone is.

25.06.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6691    πŸ” 1386    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 75
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.

Bravo

04.05.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 23270    πŸ” 4764    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 221
LESSON 1: Do Not Obey In Advance
YouTube video by Timothy Snyder LESSON 1: Do Not Obey In Advance

Here's a non Lithgow version of the series for those who don't support people who take money from TERFS:

youtu.be/9tocssf3w80?...

04.05.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Lithgow has signed on to make money for the world richest transphobic bigot, maybe we should not platform him

04.05.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI image generating has already soured the way I consume art because I automatically have to second-guess and investigate what I'm looking at; but seeing all this fake Ghibli slop every day is so fucking depressing. This was never supposed to fucking happen to Miyazaki.

31.03.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I act like I'm okay, but deep down I'll never forgive Nintendo for abandoning Animal Crossing New Horizons

30.03.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Estranged from sanity
Trapped in this mentality
But the reality seems so much worse
Running in circles while maintaining a smile; the sycophant's retched curse

01.03.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My original reply was a typo & I just typed "help" πŸ’€

01.03.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helllo

01.03.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
orange doofus balancing on a towel bar near the shower in the bathroom

orange doofus balancing on a towel bar near the shower in the bathroom

you must answer Clementine’s riddle before you can use the shower

28.02.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2170    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

I wish I could play Twilight Princess for the first time again

26.02.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toxic

24.02.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Save me Hello Kitty Island Adventure

23.02.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What have you been playing lately?

22.02.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy how accurate the streets of Hawaii are

22.02.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have!

22.02.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I would say my favourite part is the ability to shoot a wizard in the head with a rifle from 250 feet away.

21.02.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1796    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 16

I think so? Like a Dragon?

21.02.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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trans life is beautiful 🩡🀍🩷

17.02.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game studio announcements be like, β€œWe laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

29.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 17186    πŸ” 3701    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 88
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.

29.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33034    πŸ” 12061    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 355