willow

this post sucks fucking ass thanks for indulging me 👍

hey man i thought you should know Brawl’s in the hospital. he’s hanging on by a tread

bro

(hitman places little taxidermied squirrel with a bomb in it on the forest floor) EXCELLENT work, 47. tomorrow morning the owls of ga’hoole will have a new legend to tell

Stop payment processors from censoring games!

Hey, it would mean so much to me if y'all kept up the pressure with phone calls to payment processors to show to them how much people care and that they can't just ignore it—my livelihood depends on adult games not being censored!

You can find info and phone scripts here: stop-paypros.neocities.org

oouh!

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

i heard that if you work at the bank, every couple weeks they let you have some of the money

the big man

That could actually happen in coruscant

What the hell is this? I can't see nothing. This is no porn

i am trying. to wash my hands.

palpatine: did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
anakin: yeah! in jedi school
palpatine: it’s n-wait really? shit.

dude yeah that’s him

another dub for willow birthday month. everyone buy the extremely good porno game

he alan my rick til i go man…

constructing the scene alan rick man shows up in dogma in from first principles

i would actually kill for the movie that’s All Bits

yuuuuuuuuup

the thing is at the end of the day: movie pretty funny

angel: be not afraid!
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

THE FATES SMILE UPON THEE: they got a iphone charger behind the bar

YOU DONT WANT NO PART OF THIS SHIT DEWEY

yeah and can i get that on a gluten three bun

A man in sunglasses looks to the left and says: "Think about this rationally, Ishikawa. One rarely comes across a situation as hilarious as a gorilla in a sushi shop. I think we should take the time to enjoy this to the fullest." From Cromartie High School chapter 149.

grew up wanting to be a wraith but i’m just a fuckin ghoul wearing wraith face paint

ah you guys all thought that last one was mildly bad. here have mario kart 8 again

be pretty funny if they put out a new and more deluxe version of mario kart 8

hey you know what it’s stupid that the call of duty guy is named ghost but he has a skeleton bandana. those are different kinds of dead guy

skeleton wearing the call of duty skeleton bandana over his bony jaw