willow

to be fair chicago (2002) really is that good though

suddenly wistful for the early 2000s cultural rhythm where you'd pull up one of your Gamer Webcomics to check in on the latest goofs only to find out the cartoonist saw Chicago (2002) and was so entranced they immediately slotted the whole cast into a months-long parody arc

i’m smoking a cigarette right before bed and i just gotta recommend once again that everyone watches It’s Garry Shandling’s Show S4E07 “FIREHOSE”, one of the best pieces of comedy ever produced

BUT:30 rock didn’t have rip torn on every episode

the larry sanders show is so awesome because they just made a 30 rock blueprint

went to da last show of the jeff/pup/ekko astral tour and that mighta been the best show i’ve ever been to. setlists designed specifically to drive willow insane

a chunky lowpoly model of the kapool, a stubby little mobile suit with a spherical body and long, wiggly arms that end in heavy claws. it's cute!

here is a psp kapool model. please treat her gently

that’s right. that’s right :(

it whips ass genuinely to open the damn website at fucking 11:05 pm and every post is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST for like the last three hours

now this is the posts i love to see on here

for the record i only say that because i watched my cousin play it, came to the same conclusion as you, and he asked me MY question and i said oh hell no fuck that jerome

(in friendly ball busting voice) so then you’d be fine to just play it right

when you’re hot under some blankets and you push one foot out into the air it’s the same as a mech venting a bunch of heat. i’m right

Guy who made his statue out of marble: yeah no it’s a reallly nice statue. I just hope it doesn’t turn blue

Guy who made his statue out of copper: what the hell are you talking about

guy who's only seen 'boss baby' meeting a real baby: there's a few things here I wasn't expecting

Buy Toad Beer

that’s right

That one guy in 1914

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

the very perturbed roger smith is killing me, this is great

Somewhere, in the Deep reaches of space, an assembly has gathered on a space station. During a heated discussion on the design and capabilities of mecha, Isamu Kurogane (Lance) stands tall and dares to speak the truth. "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron because his hands are lion mouths!!!" he declares without shame. His bravado has impressed the Red Comet, Char Aznable, while confusing and insulting Amuro Ray. The delaration is heard to mixed reactions by many other mecha pilots (not by Shinji Ikari, he is doing his best to ignore him).

"LET HIM SPEAK!"

9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

mf was handing out senzu beans like halloween candy

it is funny when someone accidentally invents Cohost from first principles, because Cohost was a good idea. unfortunately it is less funny to tell then what happened to Cohost

this was called Cohost—not enough people used it or spent money on it relative to the amount of money it cost to (1) pay its 4 employees a living wage for their labor; and (2) keep the site running, so it died, nothing like it has taken its place at the scale it existed, and now we're here

love you friend

doug marcaida (to fantasy life guy): this is a pretty tremendous wooden dresser. unfortunately, we asked you to make a kukri, and you must leave the forge

(picard voice) fuck dude god dammit