willow

The plot of Alien has kinda happened to me in that I disagreed with a coworker about how to tackle a problem

gotta admit the penalty box is pretty funny. You Are In Time Out

timeline cleanse

getting really mad at a pro golfer for having a bad APM

if your legs are sore you can stand up and stretch

Groudon obviously on a beach with the text saying Find Groudon

gamers love to write "now that the dust is settling" four days after a video game has released

(guy who doesn’t really get it) holy shit ricky jay had a lot of assistants

本日はターンエーガンダムからソシエ嬢とボルジャーノンをアップするのす

#ターンエーガンダム

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

this is the problem with trying to shitpost about unbeatable you just kinda start crying

chicago’s called the windy city because the roads wind around so much.

i’m in denver to take my mom to a dropkick murphys concert. “da windy city”

star wars is essentially about a school rivalry. you can go to Good School but decide it's stupid and transfer to Evil School. you can start Evil School but graduate from Good School. you can think you're in Good School but actually you're doing your homework wrong and then suddenly bam Evil Diploma

mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶

me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part

I'm a game design genius

My favorite part of a Godzilla movie is when they try jets and tanks. It didn’t work last time. It won’t work this time. But it must be fun to fire all of your ordinance into such a big target, clock out and hit the bars.

sea of thieves type scenario where everyone’s got a job but it’s just 1x guy driving 1x guy on music and 2x guy in the backseat talking about halo 3

(at baseball game and i’m on the jumbotron)
ANNOUNCER: look at this dipshit! oh man

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields

SIRI PLAY TONIGHT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE YOUNG

well and also that if your one hit really is a wonder you can play it like eighty times in the movie and get away with it

this is what that thing you do is about

anyone.

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

PARADISE KILLER IS BACK!🌴✨

Represses on all-new vinyl variants are finally here! Grab the full @kaizengameworks.com OST & the "About That..." B-sides by @barrytopping.com. 🎷💎

🎨 Art by @pepesalot.bsky.social, @cbedford.bsky.social & @mizucat.bsky.social

Back to Island Sequence 24:
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whoa, cool! i’m gonna tell everyone all about it and show it to them