Kaoiji

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

A promo image for "CardWrights", a gameshow inspired by a joebox bit, produced by Puppetshell, and hosted by baaulp. It is scheduled for 02/27/2026 at 8pm est

Be prepared for a cardtastic event.... a competition.... where even games may come true ... !
Featuring @kaoiji.bsky.social @funguspotion.bsky.social @logmore.bsky.social and @cryptotheism.bsky.social as contestants, and hosted by the only @baaulp.bsky.social that should exist!
Feb 27th 8pm est!

First Locals of EB03

Deck Used: UY Boa Hancock

R1: P Doffy ✅ (🎲✅1st)
R2: Y Luffy ✅ (🎲❌1st)
R3: Imu ✅ (🎲✅ 2nd)
R4: Ace ✅ (🎲❌1st)

Excuse the ugly layout on decklist

Ended 13th at the Red Bull Double Don!! Event at Versus Games.

Only 1 game was imo unwinnable of my 2 losses. (No turn play until 6c turn and no trigger bodies out of life against Ace.)

Not Top cut, but dont regret my performance at all.

Hell’s Kitchen in Vegas is definitely something

Going to Vegas to play One Piece.

I’m traveling for a damn card game. Help.

Oh man, we have Drafts here now?

Time to write another 1000 posts that’ll never be posted

What card games have taught me:

Patience
Self Accountability
Discipline
How to read
Organizational skills
Math

Biggest thing people miss, is Self Accountability. If you can’t be honest with yourself on where to improve, then you wont ever acknowledge the real problem.

Everyone’s yelling about Silver in Deadlock, but guys, come on.

Have we seen Venator?

Managed to get into 2 of the Red Bull Double Don!! Events.

Lets try to win and get an invite to Milwaukee

Me when I see garbage fetish content on this site

It’s been a year today since we lost Salsa, and while nothing can replace her. These dogs have become my world.

Johnny (the browner one) and Jemma (the one on the right closest to me) are amazing and I would give them the world.

Pretty much since it launched lol. Hey!

Dogs

Wasnt able to sell all my cards today.
But a single card made me $560

Absolutely insane.

A tale as old as time.

YUP

I yearn for the days when I didnt know this existsd

Hoping to pay off a credit card by selling 6 cards this weekend.

Actually insane i’m paying bills with shiny card board I get by winning packs and pulling shiny shit.

AND I get to keep all my chase cards!

Next time someone pisses me off, i’m going to tell them the following:

I hope your wife’s hair gets wrapped around the head of your penis.

That’ll really show them I mean business.

Got 4th at Locals going 4-1, pulled SP Kid&Killer,
Traded for the event, and then got Law out of 3 random packs

so me and @kaoiji.bsky.social are gonna play this together on actual release it should be a good time

I'm really appreciative of the community members who check in on me from time to time, knowing that I fully intend to stream again, but things are rough.

But I'm really just glad I'm stabilizing slowly, but surely.

Card games really help with the mental.

No one actually reads and it shows why they’re declining in IQ.

Me the card game player who also doesnt read his cards.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Balls so heavy, got your man holding them up like it’s a Spirit Bomb that needs energy.

I’ve been saying this.

You want a Deep Apple Pie Ice Cream Milkshake.

Just accept the less than subliminal messaging.

Here’s my UID 6828289775

Honestly loving the Arknights Basebuilding.

Who up Stroking they Endfield?

Who wants to add me? 👀