🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚

Really big consideration right now

Who wants to buy me this?

www.ebay.com/itm/23628572...

BRING SHANNON ELIZABETH BACK TOO!

OK SMOLDER!

Close to the end of dinner I hit my mom with

"Mom, I wanna move back to VN, America sucks"

And she was stuck in "mommy death glare" mode for like 5mins 😅

Then she says ok, you can move but you gotta build a house for your uncle and live with him if you do in our village 12hrs from the city 🥹

Oh joy! 🥰

ZAAAACTLY!

HAHAHAHAHA

They kept making "why is this so expensive, why does this suck, what happened to this, what happened to that?"

I just kept repeating "WHY YOU COMPLAINING, YOU VOTED FOR THIS!"

after repeating myself like 5x times everyone shut up

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

AND IM GONNA CONTINUE TO MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD MOVING FORWARD, ESPECIALLY IF THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING IN OUR CURRENT LANDSCAPE!

YOU FUCKING VOTED FOR ALL THIS SHIT!

Wanna know why?

"Well he promised me $2000, why wouldn't I vote for him AGAIN?!"

All the while complaining about why everything is so expensive these days!

And this is where we are with this shit, and these bullshit conservatives Viet's.

This is why personally I say that I abhor VIET CATHOLICS!

My sisters inlaws were there, who voted for 🍊 so I thanked them for their vote to get our family deported, and now the tables mad at me.

Then sister's MIL chimes in at the end, "if he tries again he has my vote!"

And argument ensues, before my SIL shuts her mom and brother up

Political rant:

We're at dinner for baby sis bday and talking and we find out one of our aunts and cousin is getting deported. They were served what is basically "self report" papers, or see us in court where we'll snatch you up.

I think I posted about it before, but I love the idea of lemon pepper but after like a dozen tries at different spots I had to give it up bc it was never consistent and they'd never have a good balance

Until I found this local cook on FB and her plates are reasonable in $ and FUCKING DELICIOUS! 🤤

The biggest thing holding me back from doing this is the marketing I'd have to do....

If anything I'd just post the link in everything I post even if it's me complaining about the S.A.D.

Which seems so cringe to me but like I KNOW that's what you gotta do with the self promos

But like..ionwana 🫩

Skyline cleanse. A Brandy medley.

Them legs can fuck off

Let me be clear—transphobic comments, actions, and thoughts are not welcome around me. I will hard check you and I won’t be nice about it. Watch. Your. Mouths. Much love to the trans community. I love you and you’re amazing. Your out loud existence is why I am brave enough to be me🌈. Thank you. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏽

I affirm others because I like to be affirmed.

I listen to others because I like to be listened to.

I show understanding to others because I like to be shown understanding.

I have always believed in the Golden Rule—treat others how you want to be treated.

It has made for a good life.

Random shower thoughts:

While I love hairy balls in and around my mouf, *I* hate having hairy balls myself

-Management

✌🏻😁

Ok what about Hillary......

Ok I'm still geeking over this!

So, happy to share my food culture and have it be appreciated so much like this!

🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹

Especially our black babies. Stay tf away!

Love ya behbs!

Snap Ya Feathers 🪶

Maybe I really should make that JfF 🤔

I LIED!

ITS FUCKING BANANA CREAM!

GOOD THING IM HOME ALONE

🤤🤭🥴

Listen with the same energy you want to be heard with. Love isn’t a one-time purchase, it’s a lifetime subscription.

the shop didn't have anymore glaze twists (my fave) but they did have this powdered sugar croissant with Bavarian cream! 🤤

Who knew that I was stimming this whole time with my love for crunchy, sour, cold and spicy food! 🤔