Ricky Butler Sez

oh emails aren't a news story, that's interesting

He, atomic number 2?

Pro referees got their finest clown car out for thorns-wave

Big props to the dude rockin' the Jann Regensburg baseball cap at the Thorns match today

That is one magic loogie

ACES

"and those faux-leather helmets they rocked a week ago were pretty awesome."

Dawg, (and I say this with all due respect) WUT?!

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

I can't wait to see what word he back-formates next.

I would like to see the broadcast strike zone overlaid with a constantly adjusting red border which indicates called balls and strikes.

YouTube video by MLB CIN@PHI: O'Neill uses his foot for an improbable play

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIq...

Wasn't there a right fielder who kinda booted the ball trying to make a play and in frustration kicked it and it ended up being a halfway decent play to the cutoff man?!

New manager bounce!!

Diarrhea bomber is a B-2?

My favorite Ramones song is the Shitzkrieg Plop

I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.

The system is broken.

Let's go Bandon!!

Invalid handle heng dai

Going from Geno Smith hurting himself trying to slide to watching Baker Mayfield's scramble just now

"My name is Michael Liu and I am the current chair of the Portland Metro Chamber and also the owner and operator of Fubonn shopping center out in Southeast Portland. I came here mostly, and I want to say thank you for everyone for showing up, but our main reasons for coming together was to strongly back the mayor's request for calm and to what all the other electives said, and let's not take the bait. When the Trump administration deployed the National Guard in DC, restaurants and small business retail fell by over 30% that's not what Portland needs right now. The chamber is made up of over 2200 members, most of them small businesses, and they're all throughout our city. Downtown has seen a big increase in the amount of foot traffic that it has seen. These are all positive signs of the recovery Portland is making right now. So basically, this is bad for business, and it will set back the progress our city has been making over the last few years. I guess on a personal appeal and everything, I think what we should do to combat this is go out and support our neighborhoods. Go out and support downtown. Go and visit all the small businesses in the neighborhood. We have a great weather this weekend, and it's a great time to go out and support local businesses. Fubonn has been supported. We're coming up on 20 years right now, and it's because of everyone in the community coming together to to be a part of it. So it's time for us to go back, love our city, love our neighbors, and just be Portland."

The Portland Metro Chamber, which over the past five years has constructed the narrative that Portland is a crime-infested city where you can't go anywhere to feel safe, said in a press conference that Portlanders should fight against Trump's deployment of federal agents by purchasing more things.

Nottingham Floor-est amiright?

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

Was that dick van patten on MNF just now

A screenshot of the NY Times showing bee which reads "craft fart". Below that a text bubble which reads guys with black food service gloves, oversized knives and facial hair.

I'm proud to introduce my new streetwear brand Hoodie Wearellson

I wish his handle was @fonzmemories

Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name